Sorry for Vanessa? Now that’s magic
IT IS a two-part conundrum to tax the finest philosophical minds: who wins when you exchange Vanessa Feltz (loud, overbearing, professionally irksome) for Debbie McGee (fluffy, wittering, brittle, pointless)?
And who benefits from transposing Debbie's grumpy and fossilised hubby, Paul Daniels, with a hunky young dude - Vanessa Feltz's current fiance - who, in 1999, provided the vocals on Turn Around, a so-so dance track, and is still trying to derive fame and profit from this fleeting brush with the charts eight years later?
The answer to each question is surprising, as well as being the same in both cases: we viewers won a minor victory in that Celebrity Wife Swap wasn't a complete waste of our time.
The Herald