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Middle-aged ‘hairy angel’ wipes the smile off Britain’s Got Talent judges' faces
By LIZ THOMAS
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I am 'gorgeous' says Simon Cowell

Britain's Got Talent boss Simon Cowell has warned that his good looks will make him irresistible to female viewers watching the show.


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BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT’S BUSTY FABIA IS POUT OF THIS WORLD

MEGA-BOOBED Fabia Cerra has put Britain’s Got Talent bosses in a right royal panic.

The outrageous housewife – whose act involves flashing her enormous breasts – is set to become a firm favourite to win the hit ITV show.

And producers are in a sweat because, if she does, it means she will get to perform in front of The Queen at the Royal Variety Show later this year.

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AMANDA’S GOT TALENT

JUDGE Amanda Holden is back – and bitching.

She admits she is jealous of Piers Morgan’s USA success because she claims she could do better.

The babe, 38, would jump at the chance to appear on US telly like Piers, who is also on America’s Got Talent.

And Amanda does not even know why he is there – considering he is such a “pain in the arse”.


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This show goes out at 7:45pm - 9:15pm and gets high veiwing numbers many of them children, how on earth are they getting away with this crap!?


Britain's got... no tassels: Curvy stripper's wardrobe malfunction wins her praise from Simon Cowell
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Cowell, 49, whose Britain’s Got Talent returns tonight, said he is more interested in making quality TV than money.
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Who’s got talent?
If dancing dogs, comical singers and ropey jugglers sound like a good combination to you, then get ready for the latest series of Britain’s Got Talent. Polly Weeks talks to the show’s stars ahead of their return to our screens tonight
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LUCKY Simon Cowell has had sexy Hotel Babylon babe Emma Pierson on his casting couch.

The Britain’s Got Talent boss wanted the telly beauty to join his gang of Simon’s Angels, who already include fellow show judge Amanda Holden and X Factor colleagues Dannii Minogue and Cheryl Cole.


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Free strip for Jacqui Smith's husband

One of the most popular acts on the new series of Britain’s Got Talent is burlesque, as Fabia and her run-away nipple tassels proved.

Ant and Dec revealed before the show kicked off last night: “We’ve had a lot of stripping and not all of it is tastefully done.”

You don’t say. Still, it should keep Jacqui Smith’s husband Richard happy – at least he won’t have to put this on expenses.

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I'll show you all



Bizarre life of bonkers boob flasher who beat flesh-eating bug

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MY LUST FOR PIERS

BRITAIN’S Got Talent judges Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell are living in fear after sparking wild lust among the frisky show wannabes.

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Panicky Piers has been targeted by virgin and show favourite Susan Boyle, who last night revealed she wanted to get up close and personal with him.

Simon is also fending off female advances in the larger-than-life shape of burlesque babe Fabia Cerra.


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I wish a couple of the demented females would get hold of Piers & Simon and take them of my tv screens.

I don't watch the show but my sister saw this clip from last nights show and sent it to me. The man and his son were great but I thought Piers was cruel to ask the son how he would feel if he ended up looking like his father inxecusable.

Talent beats Doctor in TV ratings

The opening show of Britain's Got Talent was watched by 11.4m viewers, beating a Doctor Who special in the ratings, overnight estimates suggest.

The talent show was Easter Saturday's highest-rated show, beating the Time Lord on BBC One - watched by 8.7 million people - into second place.

Viewers watched as David Tennant was joined by ex-EastEnder Michelle Ryan in Easter special Planet of the Dead.

On ITV1, Britain's Got Talent, with Ant and Dec, came back for a third series.

The show had a peak of 11.4 million viewers and an average of 10.3 million viewers.

Last year's opening show was watched by an average of 9.4 million viewers.

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