The tangled web of reality TV / glamour model / vacuous illiterate orange people hell continues to get even more, um, tangled with the news gossip that Jordan’s turned a bit green (which won’t please her at all – it’s a terrible waste of all the dosh she spends on sunbeds) over her ex husband P’Andre and Amy Childs’ blossoming relationship.
When we say blossoming, we mean mutating of course.
Apparently Jordan’s eyes started leaking when Pete tweeted a picture of Amy sitting on his bare back wearing nufink else but a bikini and a pout. It was taken during their holiday to Dubai, with the hilarious caption: “Get off my back, I need a tan!” Guffaw.
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