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Hat-trick for the Robot Dancer!

Some neat touches, smart link-up play and a neat penalty too!

Kind of like his entire first season at Liverpool condensed into ninety minutes.

Looks like you won't be needing the Bulldog with the sore paw. You can just send him to Bournemouth to convalesce with all the old grannies on the seafront. I think he'd quite like that.

Or he could always come up to Scotland, he'll not need to worry about missing the World Cup up here, we'll help him through it, we're getting used to it.

Its all going to plan, the robotic one and Owen steers us through to the semis, rooney comes off the bench to score 2 to beat Brazil when we're one behind. Roon then starts, and with the final kick of the match gets his hat-trick to make the score, ermm lets see, oh 4-2 would be nice.

Yet in doing so, puts himself out for the season by damaging his precious meta-thingimy and Manure win nowt, and don't even qualify for the champions league

Hey I can dream can't I

I have said it before...

England are going to win the World Cup.

Brazil are sure to blow it in Europe. Barring Sweden '58, they never do well on this continent.

That '82 squad was nearly as good as the '70 Wonder Team, but they still went out.

No, it's England's year.

Did you hear about all the Scots who took out health insurance on an England win? Citing possible mental anguish in the event of an Anglo success.

Funny, yet true!

Like a Crouch hat-trick!!

Hope it's the first of fifty, but only if he's wearing a red shirt (or if Liverpool retain the white away kit).

The 82 team were gods, Zico, Falcao, Eder, Socrates.

Yet the french side were almost as good, even if England beat them, Platini, Tigana, Giresse, Genghini.

Possibly the tournament were beautiful football died and was replaced by pragmatism, a German-italy final fffs

Yes. '82 It was a great World Cup, and the first one I can remember clearly.

Those ultra-tight shorts were frightening though!

Is this the World Cup '82 or Studio 54?

that Italy v Brazil game from 82 still remains the best game I've ever seen. Brazil were officially ace and Zico was the man