Consumers have to ask themselves a lot of questions when choosing a fragrance. Questions like
"Which scent will make me smell most like the bloke who was just kicked out of the England squad and his very skinny wife?"
And now there's an answer:
"Intimately Beckham". You've probably guessed by now, but Intimately Beckham is the new perfume by David and Victoria Beckham which is said to truly capture the essence of what it is to be a Beckham, in that when you wear it people will sniff, stop you on the street and ask "Hey, didn't you used to be famous?"
Intimately Beckham was launched yesterday in equally high-class fashion, as possibly the world's most inept David and Victoria Beckham lookalikes stood around outside of Superdrug holding the stinkbottles. Despite this, Brand It Like Beckham author Andy Milligan told This Is London that opportunistic launches of tacky perfume lines were always part of a bigger Beckham plan:
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