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Last updated at 22:00pm on 9th February 2007

In an age when childhood innocence is under threat from every direction, the traditional game of tag would seem an unlikely offender.

But headmistress Susan Tuck doesn't think so. She has banned it – along with all other games which involve physical contact – as "inappropriate behaviour".

DailyMail

NO NO NO - that CAN'T be right, surely?

Next they'll be banning "kiss, cuddle or torture". Sheesh.

We haven't banned it, Cameron. But some kids are very rough playing tag, and they have been known to knock the living daylights out of someone they think is cheating.