Apr 7, 2005 — By Claudia Parsons :
ABCNews
NEW YORK (Reuters) - The wedding of Britain's Prince Charles to a woman dubbed by one tabloid commentator "the Duchess of Frump" has stirred few hearts in America, distracted this week by the pomp and ceremony of a papal funeral.
"America has a case of the royal blahs," said the Omaha World-Herald in Iowa, deep in the heartland of a country which, despite fighting a war for independence from England, has a soft spot for the glamor and old-world charm of the royals.
"The marriage of Prince Charles to Camilla Parker Bowles on Saturday just isn't tugging at our heartstrings the same way his marriage to Princess Diana did in 1981," the paper said.
Charles, 56, and his lover of 35 years, Camilla Parker Bowles, 57, will marry in a humble town hall ceremony in Windsor, west of London.
The Contra Costa Times in Walnut Creek, California, had some words of advice for the couple, noting that second marriages were not uncommon "even among us common folk."
"Although no one consulted us, we would have recommended Vegas," it said. "It's fast, easy and, for a few extra bucks, the future king could have been married by the former king," referring to a Las Vegas speciality of being married by an Elvis Presley impersonator.
New York Post columnist Cindy Adams slammed Charles for dithering before deciding to postpone his wedding, originally fixed for Friday, to avoid a clash with the Pope's funeral.
"The wedding of that prince of a guy to the Duchess of Frump or whatever those simians at the Palace titled Camilla is now Saturday," Adams wrote. "What is it with these royal retards? Even a lowly scribe knew this blessed bliss absolutely could not be same day as the Pope's funeral."
There was more sympathy from columnist Ellen Goodman of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, who said she was still hooked on the "thoroughly un-fairy tale wedding," not least because of the "beastly" media treatment of Camilla.
"It was as if Charles had upset the natural order of things, whereby every Donald Trump must have his trophy wife," Goodman wrote, tipping her hat to the couple for their endurance, if nothing else.