For heaven's sakes! If you need a phone to tell you when you can get pregnant, I don't think you should get pregnant at all
When are we getting a phone that can substitute a husband?
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| Author: | JimD [ 25 Aug 05, 12:35 ] |
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Thu, Aug 25, 2005 megastar Oscar Rose It’s official. Technology has gone MAAAD. Someone has given the techie geeks at Samsung a bit too much caffeine. And the result? A phone that tells women when they can get pregnant. It's not April Fools Day so we're guessing it's a true story in the Daily Express. The E530 Samsung phone "checks on what a woman eats and tells her if she needs to shed a few pounds or reminds her of what to buy at the shops," reports the paper. So no need for best friends any more. And the piece de la resistance of the bonkers brains behind the girlie gadget? The 'Pink Schedule'. This feature keeps track of when the user is ovulating, and therefore when she could become pregnant, claims the paper. Bonus bits include an in-built calorie counter and the ability to work out what kind of fragrance the owner would like. That's it. No punchline - it's true. In a shop near you now. Available in pink |
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| Author: | Liisi [ 25 Aug 05, 12:40 ] |
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For heaven's sakes! If you need a phone to tell you when you can get pregnant, I don't think you should get pregnant at all
When are we getting a phone that can substitute a husband? |
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| Author: | Molly [ 25 Aug 05, 19:27 ] |
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We've already got one Liisi just set the ringer to v..... *Hey who edited my post! 
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| Author: | tastyfish [ 25 Aug 05, 23:53 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Lady-mobile madness |
JimD wrote: And the result? A phone that tells women when they can get pregnant.
but they've been around for years - all you do is send a text to your bird, saying 'fancy a s**g, darlin''? how about a phone that takes a photo of yourself, and then answers truthfully to that unanswerable question, 'does my bum look big in this?' |
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| Author: | Amaunet [ 28 Aug 05, 19:41 ] |
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tastyfish wrote: JimD wrote: And the result? A phone that tells women when they can get pregnant. but they've been around for years - all you do is send a text to your bird, saying 'fancy a s**g, darlin''? how about a phone that takes a photo of yourself, and then answers truthfully to that unanswerable question, 'does my bum look big in this?' There is only one answer to that and it goes along the line of " Youre bum looks just as lovely and perfectly formed as it always does. Youre perfect". 
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| Author: | tastyfish [ 30 Aug 05, 14:59 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Lady-mobile madness |
Amaunet wrote: tastyfish wrote: JimD wrote: And the result? A phone that tells women when they can get pregnant. but they've been around for years - all you do is send a text to your bird, saying 'fancy a s**g, darlin''? how about a phone that takes a photo of yourself, and then answers truthfully to that unanswerable question, 'does my bum look big in this?' There is only one answer to that and it goes along the line of " Youre bum looks just as lovely and perfectly formed as it always does. Youre perfect". of course! 
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| Author: | zx50 [ 30 Aug 05, 17:53 ] |
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Well, they are starting to stick everything in mobile phones, so why not this. You already have MP3 players, camera's, games system, as well as other things. It seems like the average mobile phone which was originally just for phoning people up, is now going to be everything but the kitchen sink. |
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| Author: | tastyfish [ 30 Aug 05, 23:37 ] |
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zx50 wrote: Well, they are starting to stick everything in mobile phones, so why not this. You already have MP3 players, camera's, games system, as well as other things. It seems like the average mobile phone which was originally just for phoning people up, is now going to be everything but the kitchen sink.
well, you could always ring yer missus on your way out and tell her to do the washing up
(waits for hate PMs from irate (but often lonely  ) females)
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| Author: | pikeylass [ 30 Aug 05, 23:43 ] |
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Well you wont get one from me cos I wont give you the satisfaction |
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| Author: | zx50 [ 31 Aug 05, 1:12 ] |
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| Author: | tastyfish [ 31 Aug 05, 14:11 ] |
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pikeylass wrote: Well you wont get one from me cos I wont give you the satisfaction
go on - you know you want to
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| Author: | pikeylass [ 31 Aug 05, 14:20 ] |
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You wouldnt like me with PMS...
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| Author: | Mari A [ 31 Aug 05, 22:14 ] |
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'Mirror mirror on the wall, Who's the fairest of them all?'
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