Fri, Mar 3, 2006
Megastar
Wyndham King
Curtains for you, lardboy
MegaStar says: 'Michelle McManus set to emigrate.'
"Junked" - that's the front page harrumph from the Independent, atop a big, fat fabulous whopper of a burger.
Fleet Street's toppermost mung bean munchers are in celebratory mood, claiming that fatties well and truly have their lard-clad backs to the wall as the nation tangibly changes its eating habits.
The country's downsizing porkers are, it's claimed, "turning away from foods that make us ill," - this in the week that McDonald's announce the closure of 25 restaurants and sales of fizzy pop, chocolate, crisps and ready meals continue to dip.
This phenomenon is hailed as one in the eye for critics of state nannyism directed at the ever-growing (waist)band of the country's Rik Waller-esque fraternity.
It's a bit of "food for thought", the paper claims - and yes, of course, we can see what they did there?
Jamie Oliver for Prime Minister! Actimels all round!
But that burger doesn't half look tempting...