I love a good Slapdown, and I don't mean the one you get in a Turkish bath house...
One of the best slapdowns I ever heard was this one
Man lying on a beach, beutiful girl walks by and he asks her if she would like to sit on his face.
Why she asks, is your nose as big as your dick!
Slapdowns of 2013
It's been a good year for insults. Here's our pick of the best slams, jibes, character assassinations and comebacsk
Aisha Gani and Erica Buist www.theguardian.com