TALENT? THEY'RE JUST A JOKE
Sharon aide's bitter blast
X FACTOR finalists have been rubbished as a bunch of talentless no-hopers - by judge Sharon Osbourne's nephew.
Scissor-tongued crimper Terry Longden, who was a stylist and adviser to Sharon on the reality show last year, will shock her with his bitter attack.
The man who created Sharon's trendy new hairdo first snipped away at hunky ex-Moroccan goatherd CHICO SLIMANI.
"Chico? Don't make me laugh," scoffed Terry, 42. "The only talent he has is his six- pack and rippling muscles. Utterly talentless."
Next he predicted that CHENAI ZINUKU, 18, would turn into a "diva" because she was first rejected during the 2004 show.
He said: "Chenai hates me and she hates Sharon for not putting her through last year.
"I told her I was really pleased for her this time around and she just glared at me. She is so determined to prove us wrong that she will end up turning into a diva and alienating the public."
He added: "The CONWAY SISTERS looked dreadful last week and were out of tune. They are already big in Ireland but don't stand a cat's chance in hell of making it over here.
"As for the rest they may as well pack up and sign for the working men's club circuit."
Terry - Ozzy's sister's son - believes 40-year-old dustman ANDY ABRAHAM has the best chance of success. "The winner has to be an artist who can sell albums and Andy can do that."
But he griped: "Whoever triumphs will just be next year's STEVE BROOKSTEIN - and look where he is now. The last I heard he was touring Butlins holiday camps.
"He was too ambitious. But all the finalists think that going on X Factor will guarantee them an amazing career.
"It doesn't work like that."
Sundaypeople
