FRIDAY 21st October 2005
BBC
Oh dear. Could the weekly spats with Simon Cowell on the X-Factor be having a melting effect on Shazza Osbourne's brain?
The latest on Planet Sharon is that she reckons her shrinking wallflower of a daughter Kelly could get together with Prince William or Harry to make the perfect pop princess.
She told Attitude magazine: "I would love to see Kelly slapping those boys around. Oh my God, would she. There'd be no curtseying from her. She could save the monarchy. I'd love the wedding - she'd have a bright red wedding dress."
Err, right. We wouldn't buy that hat just yet, Shaz!
