7 November 2005
Mirror
By Polly Hudson
Maria
Perfect performance - plus bonus points for not letting all the praise go to her head. If there' is one person that I hope goes on to be successful after the show ends, it's her.
Shayne
Agree with Cowell about Louis choosing the wrong song - and being an idiot generally. Maybe he should spend less time on coming up with jibes at Simon and more on his job.
Brenda
Sharon said Brenda made the hairs on the back of her neck stand up. Before all her surgery, the back of her neck was somewhere around her ankles so that''s no mean feat.
Andy
I couldn't think of anything horrible to say about him which must mean he was good. Then he talked about performing for "the fans" and it was back to square one.
Nicholas
When Louis calls you cool, you''re in trouble. It was like the song arrived two minutes before him and he spent his time on stage chasing after it but never quite catching up.
Journey South
I like it when they appear on stage and a photo of them is projected on the floor and they have to walk over their own faces. It all goes downhill from that moment on though...
Chico
Truly disturbing. The high bits sounded like a balloon being rubbed against Andy''s head. He''s vaguely entertaining but so is my cat and you don''t see him on Saturday night TV.
The Conway Sisters
I''d love to know what they did to make their stylist hate them so much. The only good thing about them still being there is that it means Simon will cry himself to sleep at night.
