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Author:  Madeline [ 24 Sep 06, 11:13 ]
Post subject:  X Factor auditions are over

GIMME FIVE
... things we'll miss now the X Factor auditions are over ...

1 OLD Ma Osbourne with her Mother Teresa act telling fellow judges Simon Cowell and Louis Walsh to stop giggling at the crap contestants. Shortly before bursting into hysterical laughter herself.

2 SIMON eyeing up all the pretty girls. Louis eyeing up all the pretty boys.

3 THE breathtakingly awful wannabes who are fat, ugly, old and utterly tone deaf. Lousy Latvian Jelene Levdanska won a singing competition in her home country. I'd hate to hear the losers! And can we ever forget screeching Kutlwano, who Cowell accurately told: "You don't sound human."

4 ALL that terrible acting from Sharon and Simon when they tried so unsuccessfully to recreate the real-life drama after the old girl was told the Osbourne mansion was on fire.

5 THE hilariously bad impressions of boring X Factor warbler Shayne Ward. Memo to all his fans: If Shayne's your hero you need to get out a bit more.
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