Leona Lewis will sing the theme song from James Cameron's "Avatar," which is called "I See You (Theme From Avatar)." (I love when songs put words in parenthesis)
So, I know what you're thinking: "Who?" Yeah, me too. Apparently she was a contestant on "X-Factor." No, I don't know what that is either. Gimme a break, I just found out that there was something called the Internet - complete with stuff on it! - two weeks ago. But, she is hot so I guess that's enough.
Apparently, Lewis is also filming the music video for the theme right now. Here's hoping we get a "Single Ladies" type dance number, complete with CG Avatars gyrating next to her in high heels. And we all know this song will play over the closing credits. If the movie is a hit, prepare to be Dioned! Ah, yet another song to get sick of.
Speaking of closing credits, you know what I wish would come back? Forget these slow ballads, I want those perfectly on-the-nose raps that talk about everything you just saw. You know, like at the end of "Monster Squad"? Something like: "So my legs were broke, I climbed on a ship, I saw some blue aliens, it was dope YEAH YEAH UH! SHORTY!!" There, I just wrote it.
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