John Sergeant has been mercilessly bullied out of Strictly Come Dancing, but the show is still bursting with doddering oldsters.
Most of us had never heard of Arlene Phillips, 64, until she was squinting at us with her good eye on a Saturday night. Can't Arlene be replaced by a youngster in her 50s?
And Len Goodman, 64, looks suspiciously like a time traveller from another century, a refugee from Ted Heath's Big Band dumped here by a warp in the space-time continuum.
If we're going to have elderly veterans of the dance-floor judging the American Smooth of Holby city actors, why not employ Lionel Blair?
Mirror