31 December 2006
TELLY Lothario RUSSELL BRAND didn't want to ruin his wet look as he emerged from the water during his holiday in paradise - so he sucked in his tum.
The Big Brother's Big Mouth host was obviously worried about his Big Belly and didn't want latest conquest JOANNE GALLACHER looking at a bulge in the wrong place. Joanne, sister of presenter KIRSTY GALLACHER - is holidaying with Brand on Mauritius.
An onlooker said: "He was going to great lengths to make sure his gut was hidden so he must be keen!" We're sure Brand - famous for bedding a string of beauties - would be gutted to lose his lean love-machine image.
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