POOR Russell Brand — he seems to have taken our picture caption of him in Saturday’s column to heart.
We showed him taking a pasting in ITV’s Cold Blood and suggested the snap would please “Russell-haters”.
The sensitive swordsman told his Radio 2 listeners to call TV Biz and tell us how lovely he is — poor diddums!
Why get your listeners to do your dirty work, Russell? Ring us yourself. If it’s not already in your little black book, the number’s at the top of this page.
We wait with baited breath, you swine!
The Sun
