February 13th, 2007 at 11:30 by Stuart Heritage
Tomorrow is Valentine's day, but don't worry if you've got nobody to share your love with - you can stay indoors and watch The Brits on TV instead; because watching Snow Patrol get given a metal trinket is more or less the same as kissing a girl, right?
This year The Brits are going to be more dangerous than ever.
Russell Brand is on hosting duties, the ceremony is being broadcast live for the first time in 18 years and notorious hell-raising anarcopunk death-warrior Corrine Bailey Rae is performing one of her controversial hardline political gangsta gabba emo anthems live. Literally anything could happen!
To seize upon the live nature of tomorrow's Brits, Brit Award organisers have decided to let viewers choose the winner of the Best British Single award live via text message. It's a nice idea, and it'd be even nicer if it didn't seem like the nominees were chosen only because they have fans stupid enough to fall for a moronic stunt like this.
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