17 February 2007
DailyRecord
WHAT is it with awards shows and rubbish presenters?
Russell Brand is the worst-ever BRITS host.
When you consider this is a ceremony which has been hosted by Jonathan King in 1977, by Cathy McGowan, the woman who lived with cheesy balladeer Michael Ball in 1990, and and by Davina McCall (for TWO years), that's saying something.
If you disagree with this, you either fancy Russell Brand or you are Russell Brand.
At least, Sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood were funny.
The over-promoted mockney met with silence you'd struggle to get at an Albion Rovers' reserve game.
He even made a joke about the death of British soldiers - nice.
If anyone should know the meaning of the word "tank", Russell should.