BB FANS

And I thought it was just a shadow on your avatar!

I like that one. You can buy adult versions, they are used a lot for incontinence. The big problem is putting them on right, or they leak. Ugh!

Before anyone says I know too much - I work in the NHS, OK!

Remember the year where there was a second toilet in the garden, and they didn't find it?

Maybe the producers have done something similar with the loo this year, and it will take a while to find the entrance? Now that WOULD be funny!

To help keep the HM's in a state of frustration, producers will play the same one minute long piece of music over and over, with a badly recorded 'your call is important to us, please hold' message before the loop starts again. By the end of day three at least one HM will have attempted to remove every loudspeaker with their teeth...

One of the female housemates will have flashed her body in some promotion or other and the pics will re-surface while she's in the house - Oh, sorry, that happens every year anyway...

Housemates will receive a present of Kit Kat chocolate bars in with their shopping and one of these will contain a golden ticket, which automatically evicts the HM who gets it!

A secret message has been incorporated in the decor of the house, but will any HM spot it ?

The new diary room chair is mounted on a spring, if other HM's sit on the arms it will bend over and they'll fall off...!

Annoying noises will be heard, but it will not be clear where they come from.

Three HM's will each be told they are BB's mole and will be asked to perform certain sneaky tasks - without knowing that they are doing this to each other - like removing one shoe of a pair from a HM's belongings, who is also a 'mole'. See how long before they work it out.

The clock on the microwave, usually the only way HM's can tell the time, will develop a fault every so often and go wrong.

Which of these are true, and which are just rumour - time will tell!

Please God let us hope this is only a rumour........
NOTW

Here's a hot one.

One of the new batch of HM's will already be in the house before Davina starts this years Big Brother rolling. They will be hidden in the Diary Room waiting for the housemates to enter, and will then be let into the house.

The task is for the housemates to identify the name of the mystery housemate from a series of clues. There will be no way of telling if it's male or female as they'll be wearing a full diving suit, making direct communication difficult.

If HM's fail this first night task then it'll be basic rations from day one, with no chance of gaining a shopping budget for a week.

Remember Kitten, who very quickly got the other HM's wound up with her bad behaviour? She even lost some cash from the prize money for the eventual winner through not doing as Big Brother told her.

At least one HM will be given an individual task of behaving badly to one other HM, of BB's choice. They will have to provoke an argument which makes the target HM swear loudly - how they achieve that is up to them!

Big Brother will then call the agressor to the diary room, to announce that they've passed their task and provide a reward - which they can then share with the target, if they are still speaking to each other!

You have to be kidding about the diving suit?

I saw the bit in the Sunday People about Noel Edmonds and remembered I read it here before they published it. Where do you get all the information?

Hey - If I hear 'diving suit' then that's what I pass on. Seems a bit odd to go to those extremes, but has anyone any other ideas how they could disguide a whole person so you can't tell if it's male or female, or see their face clearly? They've also got to be able to move about to get out into the house, got to admit I've no better suggestions.

Sorry, can't reveal where all this is coming from in case anyone gets into bother. Obviously some leaks are aimed at the press, to see what gets published. I've always suspected that certain people are given one lot of rumours, and the bosses can then track who's passing the news along.