The Big Brother Gods - in association with delicious chocolatey snacks for fat buggers - have spoken. No sooner than Sam inevitably got kicked out of the Big Brother house, we said hello to Susie.
And Susie is… just the sort of fame-hungry idiot that normally gets into the Big Brother house, which is a bit disappointing. But still, Susie controls who gets nominated for eviction this week so at least we'll have some horrifyingly toe-curling bum licking to keep us entertained as the Big Brother housemates, who are slowly learning that the Big Brother eviction mob hates everyone indiscriminately and getting more scared by the day, try and frantically curry favour with her.
So here's part one of our weekly look at the Big Brother betting odds to win - for Grace, Lea, Lisa and Imogen, with betting odds coming from PaddyPower.com…
Grace - Our favourite game to play during Big Brother got wrecked on Friday; we used to love watching Grace swan about thinking she was easily going to win Big Brother, happily unaware of the simmering hatred the public felt towards her. But since the Big Brother eviction audience - a cross-eyed angry mob who'd hiss and boo a banana if you put it on TV for long enough - chanted "get Grace out," Grace has turned into a juddering heap of nerves. She won't have long left in the Big Brother house since everyone knows that she's an easy target, so let's hope Grace turns into a whirlwind of conniving and backstabbing instead of having a tear-filled nervous breakdown. We always feel a bit dirty after watching those. Current Big Brother betting odds - 66/1
Lea - A couple of weeks ago, Lea faced Big Brother eviction and was saved after Sezer got the boot. However, Lea hasn't grasped that Sezer was briefly the most hated man in history and instead thinks that she's finally got the public approval that she's been so desperately craving. And, as a result, she's in turn been a right stroppy **** and briefly forgot that she had an 11-year-old son at home before getting a bit tongue-happy with anyone that wasn't too openly repulsed by her gigantic veiny lead-filled front-bumpers. And next chance she gets, Lea will be out of Big Brother for good. Current Big Brother betting odds - 66/1
Lisa - You know a while ago we said that Lisa had only started straying from her usual bubbly Manc behaviour because she had the decorators in? Yeah, we were wrong - Lisa has recently been angrily backstabbing with the best of them, seen her sort-of boyfriend run off with the most objectionable female these eyes have ever laid eyes on and actually looked legitimately confused when another human being didn't instinctively smash an insect into a crunchy pate within a microsecond of seeing it. None of these things are going to help Lisa win Big Brother. Current Big Brother betting odds - 50/1
Imogen - What a predicament Imogen is in. She shackled herself to a boyfriend within minutes of entering the Big Brother house, only for him to actually turn into the devil and get jettisoned very quickly, and her oldest and closest friend, Grace, has recently been revealed as the target of the public's wrath. If Imogen was capable of sentient thought then this might bother her, but nary a flicker has crossed Imogen's dumb but pretty face lately. Current Big Brother betting odds - 28/1
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