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'World's Biggest Bore' Final ends in stalemate



Tired Insecurity Guard realises she forgot to pack
her torch in with her whisk before leaving for work.



Sibley furniture-hiding inspired stunt goes wrong:
Richard misunderstands the term 'peek-a-boo drawers'.
Sam pleasantly pleased to finally have a man in hers.

Here's yer coffee Glyn. One lump or two?
The milk pumps have run dry though.
I can do yer a cappuccino if yer want though.



Grace gets in some early post-BB practice for a lucrative career
in marketing. Street marketing outside Kensington High St Burger King.



Pumped for action: Don't stop you dumb bozo! The quicker
and harder you pump, the faster this dingy will be inflated.
That's just what I was telling you in bed last night, but would you do it?

Announcement of Sleazer eviction hits the house hard



Imogen fails Week 4 task: Strangle the most-annoying Housemate



Trainee Fluffer Glyn practices Lea's infamous
'MENage-a-trois' technique

If I cover my eyes, hopefully he'll be gone when I look again.



Do you think I invade people's personal space Pete? Can I
get in there with you? Go on, I'm really good with my loofah.



'House of Stereotypes' identity crisis deepens.
Aisleyne double checks to make sure she isn't Lea.

Lea has a make-up crisis as her foundation melts.

BB producers mis-spell "F*CKING BITCH"

Glyn!!! Please control your teenage outpourings!!



Take it from me Lisa, DO NOT piss Lea off!
Those boobs pack a proper whallop!



Pete re-enacts Shahbaz's 'Mommie Dearest' (porn version) routine

Dumb and Dumber

BTW, alan - loving your work.

Thanks Bunny, your Lea/Kitchen drawer caption was a classic.


Guilty-looking, sex-starved Nikki caught leaving Richard's
bed hiding a copy of "Hypnosis for the Horny".



"Ger off!!"
All too late, dopey Mike becomes aware
that Sam has creeped up on him.



Nikki regrets having so many bananas
as she turns in Bananamoan.

Alan, but I am waiting rather impatiently for your caption of Lea and the carrot.

Hey Missy!

And how long have I been waiting on that 'Muddlemuch' essay!?

I'll make you repeat the whole year y'know!

As for the caption, well, Ch.4 haven't posted a pic of that, but my caption would only be something lame like "Lea finds the right hole for once." With a pic like that, all smut is made redundant!

"My arm hurts when I do this "
Then dont foooooking do it then






Leas left breast explodes