BB FANS

In His Dreams
Tuesday 13 June
Day 27, 00:30
That faint rumbling you can hear in the distance isn't a thunderstorm - it's Glyn's loins! For the young Welshman's appetite for buxom blondes continues to grow along with his, erm, culinary skills.


Chatting tonight with Grace, Imogen and Lisa, he opened his heart about the two ladies in question.

"I do like her without make-up," he said of Aisleyne, prompting a stunned reaction from Grace.

"Do you not like more natural looking girls that look the same without make-up as they do with make-up?" she retorted.

But Glyn then revealed the part of her body that has furthered his lust in recent times: "She's got my kind of brain - we don't talk about politics, we don't talk about important stuff."

However Glyn did brand her a "turn-off" when dressed in nerdy attire as part of the recent geek task, unlike the pining lifeguard's other crush:

"Lea was attractive in the geek outfit," he exclaimed. "A lad dreams about that type of girl," he added, explaining he's deprived of such striking ladies back in north Wales.

However, it looks like the best way into Glyn's affections might be through tickling his ribs.

Telling the others about an earlier Diary Room visit with Aisleyne, he confessed that "everything she said, I couldn't stop laughing... and then I looked down and said 'look - my flies are open'."

You're all class, boy...
Ch4

My New Best Friend
Monday 12 June
Day 26, 22:25
Big Brother is always there to listen. So Aisleyne and Glyn beat off tonight's boredom by heading to burn Big Bro's ears with a Diary Room confessional.


Sitting in the golden chair, the new best mates explained that at last the mood in the House had lifted.

"We've come to the conclusion that if we'd been up for eviction this week, we wouldn't have acted like they had," said Aisleyne. "We'd have been upset, but they have really big egos and they can't believe they've been picked. They're so put out. But, what? It should have been one of us?"


Glyn nodded, before his gaping fly took his attention.

"I like Susie," continued Aisleyne. "She rises above it. The two madams were having a temper tantrum, and I was psyching myself up to defend Susie, 'cos I like her. She's true lady."

"I think the groups are coming back now," said Glyn, now playing with his belt. "Before the nominations we were one big group. But now..." he tailed off, fiddling again. "I hope we're going to be one big group again."

We're not holding our breath...

Ch4

Actualy 3 nightws in aq row Glyn has stayed up late with Lisa. But yea . he openly said he liked Ash last night. i must admit shes got a nice personality apart from the BABEs issue

Is the Duke of Dork working his way through the ladies?

Who knew all this time the way to a girl's heart is either to be a complete doofus, or to have a minor affliction!

Can't us handsome, successful, intelligent, charming, witty, rich, (lying) studs get an even break?

Its the way to mine.