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 Post subject: 'Muck Spreading' instead of 'Muck Stirring'
PostPosted: 17 Jul 08, 16:11 
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The gang are about to experience what it's really like to spread some muck...

The housemates will be spreading muck to win two hours of piping hot water. The only problem is that it's not the kind of muck-spreading that they are used to.

Big Brother has prepared two pens in the Garden. One is full of manure and the other is empty. The housemates must carry the compost from one pen to the other, using only trowels and a wheelbarrow.

How exciting. Now they can do things like the washing up, do the laundry and have a shower. Sounds like Heaven.

Belinda, Darnell, Luke, Mikey, Mohamed and Rebecca were in the Garden discussing the new additions to the outdoor area.

"Why have we got a big pile of compost here?" asked Luke.

"We're gonna have to move it around the Garden twelve times," guessed Belinda, "running with compost."

"Why is there trowels and a wheelbarrow?" said Luke, not quite impressing Belinda with his detective skills.

"There's seven trowels," said Belinda.

"We've got to move it from this one to that one," observed Luke.

"We have to do it in half an hour or we don't get food," said Belinda, speculating the purpose of the Task.

"No," said Darnell, "we don't get to vote."

"It's nothing to do with voting," said Luke, "it has to be something to do with food."

"How could it get any worse in here?" said Mikey.

Uhm... no hot water?

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 Post subject: Re: 'Muck Spreading' instead of 'Muck Stirring'
PostPosted: 17 Jul 08, 19:08 
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Oh my God! Big Brother is SO mean!

As we mentioned earlier, a large number of Big Brother housemates are proper poorly sick at the moment… but that hasn’t stopped BB from being so cruel to them. The homies from Hell have just been given a task that will give them two hours of hot water… and it’s evil! Here’s the info – we hope they manage to complete it as they’ll certainly need some hot showers after this.

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 Post subject: Re: 'Muck Spreading' instead of 'Muck Stirring'
PostPosted: 17 Jul 08, 20:53 
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 Post subject: Re: 'Muck Spreading' instead of 'Muck Stirring'
PostPosted: 17 Jul 08, 21:29 
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What a sh*t task :angel:

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 Post subject: Re: 'Muck Spreading' instead of 'Muck Stirring'
PostPosted: 17 Jul 08, 23:15 
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finchy wrote:
What a sh*t task :angel:



yeah crap isn't it? {@}


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 Post subject: Re: 'Muck Spreading' instead of 'Muck Stirring'
PostPosted: 17 Jul 08, 23:16 
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Don't turn your noses up to it!

Bloody snobs! Get a good lungful of that!

It'll put hairs on your chest!

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 Post subject: Re: 'Muck Spreading' instead of 'Muck Stirring'
PostPosted: 17 Jul 08, 23:49 
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Poor housemates. Being hard-dung by. :-(

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 Post subject: Re: 'Muck Spreading' instead of 'Muck Stirring'
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I'm debating locking this thread for use of bad puns ::lol::

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 Post subject: Re: 'Muck Spreading' instead of 'Muck Stirring'
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aww there's been a log of hard work gone into it. Would be a shame to dump it now. :angel:


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 Post subject: Re: 'Muck Spreading' instead of 'Muck Stirring'
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