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The washing up causes a row between the housemates...

Washing a supermarket trolley full of dirty dishes might not have seemed like such a huge chore at the beginning, but the housemates from Hell were getting just a teensy bit bored and when that happens, arguments start...

"So," snorted Nicole, "we can have a hot shower at three in the morning?"

Mikey was equally unimpressed. "I'm not interested in a hot shower, they can shove it up their ****," he hissed.

And all the while, Rex was making comments, mostly at Nicole over a hoodie of his she'd been wearing. Nicole finally snapped, telling Rex to shut up.

"I said please," said Rex, referring to when he'd asked her to take the top off while she was washing up so it wouldn't get messy.

"It's just the tone of your voice," Nicole shot back at him.

And then Mikey got involved, whispering in a very loud voice that the Heavenly housemates were "just interested in their selfish party."

This was a proper red-rag-to-a-bull moment and Rex reacted swiftly.

"Mikey, you talk ******* **** mate," he shouted. "You wouldn't have gone round throwing ******** chick peas and lentils everywhere if you cared about them cleaning up so much. You're not going to ******** clean them up," he snarled.

"I've been cleaning up all day actually," replied Mikey defiantly, "I didn'' see you pick up a chick pea."

"Mikey, I ******** cooked for you lot for five weeks," Rex went on. "I cooked pretty much every ******** day."

"Yeah," said Mikey, "only because you wouldn't let any of us in the Kitchen."

Crumbs.