Mohamed lets rip after discussing his high heels with Big Brother...As many of you will have gathered by now, Big Brother likes a joke as much as the next deity. On this occasion, it was Mohamed and his sandals that were the cause for amusement after he came to the Diary Room to complain.
"I'm not well," snapped Mohamed. "I need to take these shoes off. I feel like I'm gonna break my leg every time I walk in them and my toes are killing me."
"Have you asked any of your female housemates how they cope with strappy sandals?" asked Big Brother with a face as straight as an unseen face could be.
"I've got fat feet," replied Mohamed with a humph.
"Big Brother thinks they look very fetching," added the voice, before agreeing to help Mohamed out: "Big Brother will provide gel insoles and blister plasters." "Excuse me?" asked Mohamed barely able to believe what he'd heard. "How the hell can I make them more comfortable?"
"Have you considered an alternative walking style," asked Big Brother.
"Are you taking the ****?" snarled an angry Mohamed before laughing maniacally, audibly breaking wind and leaving the Diary Room in a huff.
Eugh!
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