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Maybe the one Derek claimed to have seen in BB6 was recaptured and made to do it with little to no training

Trained monkeys are always so hard to find though. I've put adverts in the local paper and everything.

The website is surprisingly poor from a design point of view. I can only assume the design team are on Summer Holiday. It looks like a site that hasn't referenced the right style sheet.

Perhaps their just trying to preserve bandwidth by keeping it to a minimum. Unlikely though. The intrusive ads (Ch.4 - always chasing the next buck) and the shocking lack of content/copy and even basic bios of the HMs is unacceptable.

As Jim said, perhaps it's better to just check DS:BB.

That is until Blags assumes his duties as Live Feed King once more.

Check DS:BB alan are you mad, get a mildly trained monkey in here for advice, please

Blags is everyones first poert of call, as he never sleeps

Excellent Finchster.

But remember, if anyone can, the last TV station to hire a monkey to promote their service...

ITV Digital

That monkey had such a promising career, cruelly cut short. Unlike his fat, overstuffed, limp side-kick, what was his name again? Jimmy Reno?

*singing* If you don't know me by no-oow...



I know he lives in Southampton, and has a way with words, but is this a new portmanteau? The poet in the port!

Hey, one typo, your all over me you rascally cloth-cat, I shall gain my revenge

Mind you I'm to lazy to think of a good revenge, and any good suggestions that will take a minimum of effort, are welcomed by all

Sorry.

You won't have long to wait. I mick topos al the thyme.