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It's not an Aberdonian. It's a Dundonian on a day trip.

that'd have been a lot of day trips...

Isn't it true that small insects, such as corn flies, can travel 300 miles on the wind?

And that's without passports.

Imagine Mr Corn Fly getting home...

Mrs Corn Fly - "And where the Hell do you think you've been?"
Mr Corn Fly - "Devon. Took me hours to fly back. Had to wait for the wind to change."
Mrs Corn Fly - "A likely story! You've been with that Ladybird, haven't you!?"

'Mrs Corn Fly uses her 5 megapixel slim slider to send pictures to her secret lover, in Inverness'.

She may well do, but her secret lover is now in Oslo. Sorry, my mistake, Berlin, no, Moscow, no, there he goes again...

Hello. I was going to post this in Celeb spots in Splutter, but then I realised it doesn't qualify.

Lemal was sitting directly in front of me at "They're Playing Our Song" with Alastair McGowan (a let down) and Connie Fisher's Understudy (much better than Connie'd have been). Very spiky hair-well, what's left of it. He laughed first, and loudest of anyone there. It was so nice to see someone really enjoying themselves, but, I think he must have been seeing "another show"...drink? Drugs? Doesn't get out much? I'm going for the third option.

who's Lemal?

She may mean Limahl, of 1980s band Kag-a-lift.



He sang the theme to "The Neverending Story", the unofficial theme of Big Brother 9.

Never heard of them/him but his hair's amazing!!!

Now...when it comes to star stories,I have one there!

That's him, only he's rather older and the long mulletty bits are cut off. I had a good view of the back of his head. I don't think I've ever seen his name written down, so excuse the phonetics. He was on some ITV celeb sort of pop idol revival of careers wasn't he? Weirdly, I've just remembered that someone else on that show was in front of me on a flight to Athens a few years ago; Tony Hadley. When we were leaving the plane, he said "Alright, babe" to me, which, if you knew me, you would realise what a ridiculous thing it was to say.

Are you sure you aren't hallucinating all these celebs CT?

I bet you've never met Judi Dench at all!!!

Shhh Jezi, you're making us all feel so old......

I preferred Nik Kershaw. He wore a snood and fingerless gloves and sang about hermits...

hello CT!

The sun went down on his career though, despite his boasts.

I haven't seen any celebs!

Nor have I met Dame Judi, much to my distress, but I live in hope.

Hello Miss Dolley! Are you all moved now? As long as you've got the telly and the laptop out of the removal boxes, you can have the boxes still there 20 years later. I have!