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Only Mario can put a fruit pastille in his mouth without chewing it.

Mario doesn't need to ask ''is this the way to Amerillo?'' He IS Amerillo.

Mario CAN in fact 'Raise The Roof'. And he can do it with one hand.

Mario's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Mario
James Bond has a collection of Mario posters in his room.

Unbeknownst to many, Mario actually invented walking. "I'm glad it caught on," says the humble TV star.

When Mario covered Michael Jackson's song 'Black Or White' for a karaoke night, he ended world racism.

When Right Said Fred thought up the song "Mario's Too Sexy" they had to change the title because the record company were scared they wouldn't be able to make enough CDs to meet the demand

Mario tells the Green Cross Code man when it is safe to cross the road....

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Mario.

Every-time Mario leaves a room full of people the song 'There Goes My Hero' starts playing out of no where.

Mario fired Sir Alan Sugar.


MC Hammer was wrong. Mario CAN touch this.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Mario pajamas.


Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Mario.

Mario is Billy-Jean's lover.

Contrary to popular wisdom, there are no Super Mario Brothers.

When Mario was made, he broke the mould.

They once made a Mario toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take **** from anybody.

Rome wasn't built in a day. But Mario was still only Shaun then.

All these are great.

When Mario was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.


Mario ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Mario can delete the Recycling Bin.

Mario just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

Another BRILLIANT thread, well done folks

There is no theory of evolution - just a selection of animals Mario allowed to live.

Mario CAN believe its not butter.