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shebang "I cant believe they put me in here"

Dawn "I cant believe they put you in here"

Darn .. just lost a bet .,. i had a fiver on you going quiet because you are really Lea ...

oi cheeky git ....tho only a fiver, ya tight sod!

catch up, sometime soon blagsy

p.s do me a fav and back shahbaz, you know youre the kiss of death, and anyone you like in bb *usually* gets booted out

brilliant, you're a genius

Judging things when you don't really see how they happen (I'm just reading the news bit on channel4 website) is quite hard, but what the hell's with the food theaft thingy?? Mental! This guy is obviously totally out of his mind, allthough hey, he is really stirring things up

Loved the way Dawn talked to him about the situation with the other hm's, very maternal of her

not maternal, self preservation. She shares a bed with that frrrrreeeeeeeeeeak!

<shudders>

Food For Thought
Shahbaz stealing the supplies



Like a rabid squirrel hiding his nuts for winter, a scorned Shahbaz seized the group's food supplies, and concealed them in the garden as the rest of the group slept unsuspectingly.

"I'll make them fxxxxxx talk to me!" snarled the nocturnal thespian as he sought to avenge the vow of silence that Richard attempted to instigate earlier.
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"Let's see how long they stay silent for now. Oh, the satisfaction!" beamed the hoarding Housemate.

Scurrying around gathering anything remotely edible, he filled several bin bags and deposited them in a large box in the garden, left over from the Big Brotherhood task. Everything from fresh chicken to bottles of orange squash was swiped and stashed away.

Shahbaz even ignored a request from Big Brother to pay a visit to the Diary Room, preferring to munch on a rescued banana, amidst claims that he would "come when he's ready."

Nonetheless, he still found time to indulge in his usual late night household cleaning session, to give the Housemates hygiene, if not food, to look forward to when they awake...







Shahbaz's approval rating hits a new low...

Shahbaz faced the unbridled wrath of the Housemates after he was forced to admit to his food-hiding antics.

The peaceful start to the morning proved to be nothing more than the calm before the storm. After a foodless hour, Richard was stunned to find the Housemates' supplies hidden in a bin in the garden.
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Fingers immediately starting angling towards Shahbaz, but some Housemates were still willing to concoct wacky theories to defend him.

"I don't believe Shahbaz did this," said Lea . "I think there are secret Housemates - Big Brother is doing this on purpose."

Shahbaz, who had not uttered a single word all day, was finally asked to speak up. Richard asked him to "be honest" and Shahbaz seem relieved as the admission burst out of him.

"Yes I did it!" he proclaimed. "I did it because you p****** me off!"

The Housemates exploded with a mixture of rage and disbelief, with Sezer demanding: "Why would you do that, are you stupid?"

"You shouldn't bite the hand that feeds you," retorted Shahbaz limply, prompting lots of swearing, particularly from Lisa. He then sat in silence as the furious Housemates took it in turns to lecture him.

Richard claimed the act was "the most immature thing" he'd ever seen, Nikki said "you've made me hate you" and Shahbaz's final ally Lea told him he'd "lost a friend". Ch4

Plea for Peace



Dawn made a valiant attempt to rescue her bedmate's precarious position in the House, as she initiated a heartfelt discussion with Shahbaz over his recent behaviour.

Citing his branding of himself as a "Pakistani poof", Dawn reasoned that it contradicts his constant proclamations that he is an individual.


"You're hiding behind being a Pakistani and a homosexual for your behaviour...have the guts to stand up in your own body," she proclaimed, "You don't represent them. You represent yourself."

Adding that the 37-year-old Glaswegian is causing the "world's worst stereotype", Dawn managed to persuade Shahbaz to retire his use of the offending phrase.

As Shahbaz stomped around vigorously fluffing cushions, he told her none of it matters as everyone hates him.

"I wouldn't be out here if I hated you," replied the exercise scientist changing tack to a more compassionate approach.

At her suggestion that his 'theatrics' were alienating the Housemates, Shahbaz declared he's heard enough. "Quit badgering me, woman, leave me alone," he gasped.

But the determined lady continued. Countering Shahbaz's opinion that his late night House cleaning sessions should reap him more respect, Dawn insisted that his time would be better spent "tidying up [his] relationships with people."

But will Shahbaz heed her advice? Ch4

Shabby No Mates



If they had a House popularity contest right now, Shahbaz would probably win fewer points than Dawn's sweaty towel. But he has managed to muster a couple of mates from the rubble of his food-hiding folly.

The glum Glaswegian was desperately looking for a friendly face after his ear bashing, and he called Pete into the bathroom for a chat.

"Are you annoyed with me?" Shahbaz asked.

"Not really, I don't give a f***." replied Pete nonchalantly. Shahbaz was visibly relieved and attempted to explain his actions.

"It was a real challenge to do that shopping and did one person give me praise for it?" he demanded, adding: "You're the only one I care about."

"They think you're a leech," Pete told him frankly. "I think you just need some love, man."

Shahbaz went in search of Dawn for some much-needed affection. But all he got was a damning appraisal of his comedic talents.

"Verbally I could destroy you, your puns are just s***," she told him bluntly. "You're a parody of John Inman and Mrs Doubtfire. You're a rubbish comedian because you've got no sense of humour."

Shahbaz looked hurt, but also relieved that someone was talking to him. Dawn continued by giving him a pep talk about acting his age.

"We're the oldest people in here and no one's going to look after you, you have to look after yourself," she advised.

The other Housemates weren't so forgiving, as they continued to cuss him and his food-hiding long into the afternoon... Ch4

Is he trying to be the new Brian? But more annoying?

Cheers mads ......

i watched it last night .... the best thing a HM could od right now is ognore the guy.. its attention hes seeking. and when hes ignored thats when he gets majorly out of control ...but as a game ploy any act against him could be twisted by the editors as bullying... certainly Richards acts of last night could be seen that way ....

Gay BB Housemate Disowned By Muslim Family


Gay Big Brother 7 housemate Shahbaz Chaudhdry was beaten up by his father and disowned by his family because of his sexuality, sources have revealed.

Friends revealed that the Muslim reality show contestant was attacked with a hammer in an “honour beating” by his father, Muzammil, after wearing high heels to school.

A former school friend told how Shahbaz, 37, was shafted by his family and his dad was prosecuted for assault for the attack outside the Glasgow school.

His friend told the Daily Mirror, "After that, as far as I know, Shahbaz never went back home."

Meanwhile tension is mounting in the house over the Big Brotherhood task which has seen only Shahbaz and Lisa receive their luggage, along with a limited amount of contestants picked by them.

So far Pete has been welcomed into the group and therefore given his clothes. Riainbownetwork

Unemplyed for 21 years, clearly with no physical problems.

Christ, and I thought I was bad!

22-May-2006
Marc Shoffman

Gay Big Brother 7 housemate, Shabhaz has shocked housemates after revealing that he was once a rent boy and spent time in jail.

The Glaswegian Muslim told fellow contestants that he had been jailed on suspicion of being a prostitute and fined £450 when found in a gay cruising area, and was once paid ten pounds for sex.

He admitted to being a rent boy for a week when he was homeless, “I did it for a tenner - the guy was disgusting, but I was starving."

Shahbaz then told how he was beaten up by the client and had the money stolen.

He claimed he was jailed for three months and served a week after being a rent boy.

The 37-year-old has become isolated from the house after arguments over his personality and his food hiding antics.

Meanwhile Bonnie and Sezer have joined Richard, Grace, Lea, Shahbaz, Lisa and Pete in the Big Brotherhood, meaning they get access to their suitcases.

Gay Canadian Richard is currently second favourite to win the show behind Pete, according to the William Hill bookmakers.

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