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And here children we a see a Perv
Miss? How do you know it's a Perv?
It's lurking in it's natural habitat, the bushes.

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Why are you leaning on the fence Mikey?
Rachel told me to keep her seat warm for her.

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That's the new Mr Muscle contract secured then

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Yeuch! I don't mind teaching you Luke, but you're going to have to learn to find the right hole soon.

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THREE HOURS!! I've been waiting in these bushes, and not a single pervert has come along!!

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Don't think much of the neighbours do you?
Oy was always a "Home & Away" girl myself
You strike me more as a playing away from home girl.
You been talking to my family?

alanlapin

Here's one I laid earlier!
He means the egg, everyone, not me! So Rex, it's not just the Sun that comes out of your arse then? You disappoint me, I thought it would a least have been golden you goose!

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Fearing her topless stunts won't be enough to save her, Bex ups her gameplan by going bottomless - yes, notice her little arse Luke isn't in shot (and maybe he has been, result!)

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alanlapin wrote:

That's the new Mr Muscle contract secured then

all brilliant just some are brillianter. {@}

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Just to be on the safe side, Mo helps Bex on her way out the house with a celebratory trump

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Look son, it's over... and I'm out. I was only using you to try to stay in. But I've had a word with Dale and he's willing to pop your cherry.

alanlapin

You're not streaking any more! You're not streaking any more!

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Ooof!! Aaargh! Christ woman! I'm strong, but I'm not that bloody strong! Nyah! There, I think that's it fastened now.

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Baste not, want not. Lisa eyes up two prize turkeys for tea.

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Mikey swallows the evidence before anyone discovers he's been w@nking in the cups again

But Luke has already inadvertently discovered his dirty secret

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