01. Why do you watch BB ?
I watch the streaming a lot, BB is ambient TV that you can have on in the background, maybe it will be fascinating, maybe not. That makes it unique.
02. Would you like to take part ?
Yes. I wouldn't win unless it was a total freakshow, but I'm sure it would be a lot of fun, and life-changing in a good way. I do have more skeletons in my cupboard than Bone and Bone the Bone Merchants though ;-) What I'd REALLY like to do is the week long trial-run that they do to try out tasks and camera angles etc... all the fun but none of the publicity!
03. Have you ever tried, be it Video or Open auditions ?
Not yet,but this year for the first time I'm in a position where I could take 1-12 weeks (or however long) out of my life without everything collapsing any more than it already has. Working on the old adage that it's always better to regret something you have done than something you haven't done, I'm auditioning this year.
04. What type of HM would you like to see ?
People who DONT want to be famous. Being a z-list celebrity is drawback to appearing on BB, not the sole reason to do it. I really enjoyed watching the non-housematey people... Sandy, Ahmed, Germaine Greer and so on.
05. Do you think they should continue with the outrageous almost freakish HMs of recent years ?
No. Partly because after Kinga there is nowhere left to go, but mostly because the last few series of BB have been constantly on the edge of violence, which led to Endemol not being able to let the alcohol flow freely or be 'evil' when it would have lifted the show. I'd love a return to the show being about Big Brother interacting with people rather than the Makosi show or the how long before Kitten goes show.
06. Do you think think tasks these days are just humiliating ?
Normal people in extraordinary circustances is a good recipie for a TV show. Z-list fame and a shot at £100,000 should come at a price, and that price should be to be put through the wringer for the public's viewing pleasure... so yes I do think they are sometimes humiliating, but that's not a bad thing! The pointless non-task obstable course from BB5 was a stroke of genius
07. Do you think tasks should be constructive or meaningful ?
I'm not fussed if they are or not
08. Do you think only single people should take part ?
As much as you can legislate people's relatioships... yes. In BB1 I found Darren leaving his kids quite distasteful, and the constant revelations that sex isn't on the cards because Mr I'm-Bisexual-and-Single is straight and engaged always make be less inclined to watch, but I'm not sure how you can stop a contestant meeting Mr/Mrs Right the day before they go into the pre-show process.
09. How long should the show run for ?
As long as it needs to. Make the decision as late as the schedules will allow, preferably once the HMs are settled in and we have a good idea how long they will keep on being interesting!
10. What twists if any would you like to see employed in the next series ?
I love to be surprised... but please no more vote-rigging, immunity and secret missions that affect who goes. I'm thoroughly fed up with the '2 or more people with most nominations are up for the vote' concept being thrown out the window every time it looks like Endemol are about to lose their 'star'. Bring back "Who Goes? You Decide"!
I think the American idea of allowing nomination discussions could be tried at least once, but what I'd REALLY like to see is some disincentive for forcing cuts to the audio. Knock £100 off the prize fund every time the audio goes and the stream would quickly get a whole lot more watchable!
11. Do you think they should return to the original concept, which is basically a study of how a group of strangers interact in a captive environment. ?
Yes!
12. What do you think the theme will be this year ?
The recent experiments with BB having more of a personality ('un-lucky!') worked well so I think we'll see more of that. BB could easily venture further into 'game for a laugh/beadles about' practical joke territory, which is a proven ratings winner (Makosi in the cage pointed the way for me) so I'm crossing my fingers and saying 'practical jokes'