BB FANS

Will there be a thirty second delay on eviction nights?

McBawl: "This is Davina, you are live on Channel 4, please do not..."

Clunk: "Bum, t!t, w@nk, frrrt, c*ck, bloop, bollox, sh!t!"

and what is wrong with the word bloop?

Just because you like to bloop out your bottom, it doesn't make it acceptable behaviour.

The theme of BB this year may be inside out, but kindly keep your bodily gases INSIDE your body this series please Ms Boopy.

Christine, never mind a 30-second swear delay on Ch.4, can we please have a 30-second advance warning system fitted to each of the flatulent mods here?

It would give all us sweet-smelling FMs the chance to discretely retreat to the more fragrant forums while the trumpet-trousered mods stink the place out (as usual).

did you know I stopped being a mod months ago?


nah nah

Finally my petition was accepted!!!

This gives me renewed impetus for the "Ban Blags" strategy. That loons going down! Or at least that's what the grafitti says.

yes well you're the one with your tongue out.


Very nice too

Are you trying to pull a pink pussy BBoop?

it's been so long I'll have owt

The Filthy-minded, Foul-mouthed Twins of Terror strike again!

When I said 'going down', I merely meant Blags was descending through Blags Towers into his luxury lift to the 'Blag Cave'. Sleeps through the day, but becomes a BB-Superhero at night, monitoring the BB house all through the wee small hours, deep in his lair on his high-powered state-of-the-art multi-media center (souped-up ZX-81).

He even has his own 'Blag Boat' with a Huge Torpedo fitted. At least that's what the grafitti says.

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Blaaaag Man!



That's a great Avatar btw Ellie. It had me giggling for a few seconds.


Aaaah, I'm easily pleased. Guess that's why I watch BB!!

careful. We could well make you pay extra to watch


are we even remotely on topic?

I'll give you my response after the 30-second delay has elapsed.

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are we even remotely on topic? [/quote]

I'm not using a topic again. King size mars bar is much better.

You're Irish Ellie, put that Mars 'Believe' bar down!