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Shahbaz retreated to his bed this evening following an angry clash with Sezer.

Tempers began to raise when Shahbaz - in a diary room conversation that was broadcast to the rest of the group - revealed he would put Sezer up for eviction because of his flirty behaviour with the females.

Later Sezer attempted to get Shahbaz to clarify his comments, but instead cross words were exchanged between the pair.

"I find the comedy value of Big Brother much more stimulating than you," Shahbaz told him. "Don't try and badger me, it's not going to work. I didn't realise I was coming into the Big Brother house for a therapy session."

Sezer, meanwhile, objected to the Glaswegian's attitude, telling him: "You've got a problem that you've created."

An angry Shabhaz walked away from the situation, before deciding to throw away the chocolate cake housemates were playing with in the living room.

The shocked group retrieved the remains from the bin in defiance of Shabhaz' actions, saying it was too much of "a waste". Frazzled and distraught, Shahbaz decided to retire to his bed.

Author:	Madeline [ 19 May 06, 7:53 ]
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The Flirting Begins Friday 19 May It was more Big Brokeback than Big Brother tonight as Shahbaz set his sights on a Stetson clad Richard... Richard was forced to call upon fellow Housemate Lisa to be his bodyguard tonight, when Shahbaz's advances and straddling became a bit too much. Shahbaz obviously likes the look of Richard and he doesn't care who knows about it. Marching up to Richard in the kitchen, Shahbaz was a man on a flirting mission. Interrupting Richard's chat with Lisa and Pete a doey eyed Shahbaz pestered: "Can I try your hat on Richard?" Richard gave a polite but firm no, but that only seemed to ignite a flirting machine in Shahbaz. Fifteen minutes of full on questions, teasing and touching ensued. Richard continued to bat off his Housemates advances but to no avail. Cowering out of the kitchen, Richard asked: "Don't you want to get to know the other Housemates?" Lisa and Pete jumped to Richard's defence giving Shahbaz a friendly warning to leave Richard alone. "You love to touch!" Richard told a touchy feely Shahbaz. "I'm very tactile," Shahbaz replied, not taking a hint "you're more reserved." "Only with you!" Richard replied before escaping to the lounge. Shahbaz followed him like an excited puppy, straddled him on the sofa and screeched: "You are going to flirt with me!" A nervous Richard looked to Lisa and pleaded: "Bodyguard, bodyguard." Oh dear Shahbaz, looks like your loving is a one way thing. Ch4

Author:	Bunny [ 19 May 06, 8:40 ]
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Richard is your typical self-obsessed, big-headed, egotistical muscle queen. I hate him already.

Author:	carlypops [ 19 May 06, 9:57 ]
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Oh I know a muscle mary!

Author:	Raona [ 19 May 06, 13:23 ]
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Oh, i dunno, as much as i hate a guy with all that muscle i think he might be quite entertaining to watch

Author:	darkhawk76 [ 19 May 06, 13:34 ]
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I'm too lazy to do it, but could somebody come up with a parody song for Shahbaz set the tune of Ricky Martin's 'She Bangs' I'm sure there's potential there

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Author:	alanlapin [ 19 May 06, 19:23 ]
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I've no idea what the tune is, but I am sure it's just the same one as "Livin' in DIVina's Lock-up" (or whatever his one other hit was). I did it more from Richard's perspective than Ya-bas' (or whatever his name is). He bangs Knit for me Cover my frame When you said Kashmir, I thought you meant jumper Cover me in Maple Leaf syrup, I'm an all-night humper You blow me in the shower it's just the game You wound up my crank and now I'm thrusting away Like a piston Ride it, Baby! Spread for me Here comes ecstasy You're switching beds, like a ten-a-night s1ut You're playing games and now we're humping behind the hut Shovel it up, Baby! Well if Lady Luck doesn't skin me alive We're gonna rock this Elstree dive I'll rough him up Till he passes out He walks like a she talks, And he talks like a she walks And he bangs on, he bangs on Oh cross-dressing baby Why doesn't he shut up? He drives me crazy 'Cause he looks like a Weegie welder but he punches like a sissy Like every boy in history he bangs, and then falls asleep I'm wasted by the way he moves Never heard no one so endless in rants he reminds me that a man only got one thing in his pants Bring it here, Baby! Knit for me I'll tell you my size I'm just a stitch in your pattern Your all night rough-love slattern I think this wool matches my eyes I made you cross-eyed last night Now cross-stitch for me, Baby! Knit for me Tell me the nomination news I done the shopping list, I ordered high-heeled shoes I'll dance on your back till the fans go home And we'll make our love pumps foam Froth up, Baby! Well if it looks like love should be a crime Back in the Fifties you did the dirty and then did your time But you'd better lock me up for life You think I'm gay but don't tell my Canadian wife She'd throw me out and sue me for every last dime Well if Divina goes into labour I'll let you touch me up, as a favour I'll rough him up Till I knock him out He's my Wonder Woman, I'm his Muscle Mary Ten weeks without razors we're all lairy and hairy He walks like a she talks, And he talks like a she walks Worst of all he stalks like a serial killer stalks! Don't kill me, Baby!

Author:	ellie [ 19 May 06, 20:15 ]
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You've missed your calling in life Alan. But then again maybe you haven't.

Author:	alanlapin [ 19 May 06, 20:18 ]
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ellie wrote: ::lol:: You've missed your calling in life Alan. You say I'm deaf like? I'm no Lisa. EH!?! Eh!?! Speak up! You what? I can't 'ere ya'!!! You what? Alriiiight, ya' don't need ta' shout. Am not deaf ya know!

Author:	finchy [ 19 May 06, 20:18 ]
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From DS:BB Quote: Shahbaz retreated to his bed this evening following an angry clash with Sezer. Tempers began to raise when Shahbaz - in a diary room conversation that was broadcast to the rest of the group - revealed he would put Sezer up for eviction because of his flirty behaviour with the females. Later Sezer attempted to get Shahbaz to clarify his comments, but instead cross words were exchanged between the pair. "I find the comedy value of Big Brother much more stimulating than you," Shahbaz told him. "Don't try and badger me, it's not going to work. I didn't realise I was coming into the Big Brother house for a therapy session." Sezer, meanwhile, objected to the Glaswegian's attitude, telling him: "You've got a problem that you've created." An angry Shabhaz walked away from the situation, before deciding to throw away the chocolate cake housemates were playing with in the living room. The shocked group retrieved the remains from the bin in defiance of Shabhaz' actions, saying it was too much of "a waste". Frazzled and distraught, Shahbaz decided to retire to his bed. First argument out the way already then Think the BB6 lot were a little quicker though!

Author:	E13Lad [ 19 May 06, 23:33 ]
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carlypops wrote: _________________ There is something in my house - my house. That reminds me where is Pete Burns these days

Author:	Spawn of Blagman [ 20 May 06, 0:10 ]
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He needs to shut up and shut up now .... on the live feed he just is so loud and loud ....had to switch off becuase he is just such a @@@@ wanabie with no talent... I developing hate for him on day 2 ....

Author:	finchy [ 20 May 06, 0:16 ]
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He is Graham Norton's character in Father Ted: "Who can screech the loudest? Hmm? Let's have a screeching competition! I'll go first - arrrrrrrrggggghhhh!"

Author:	E13Lad [ 20 May 06, 0:16 ]
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He has a job now for the first time in 21 years (not bad for a 37 year old) maybe its all the excitement of the brotherhood, He thinks that means he will have to sing "save all your kisses for me" live on TV

Author:	JimD [ 20 May 06, 0:19 ]
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I have just been told to stop swearing at the telle That chancer really gets on my wick

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Author:	carlypops [ 20 May 06, 0:21 ]
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He's doing Bette Davies at the mo and acting kinda strange.