POLLYOMETER
Polly Hudson's
IMOGEN
TOLD Sleazer he looked "like a tranny" and was "so gay" in the space of a few hours. Atta girl.
RICHARD
MEDIATED between housemates. Wish he'd let them kill each other so we get new ones.
DAWN
ON Shahbaz: "I fear for his safety when he gets out." Didn't think they got to read this column.
LEA
I'VE just found out that her eyebrows are actually tattooed on. Apparently by Pete.
PETE
HE'S had his suitcase for ages, so why does he keep borrowing cropped T-shirts from the girls?
GEORGE
DISAPPOINTED he kissed tedious Grace, but will put it down to The Madness Of King George.
SEZER
SAID: "Kissing's more intimate than sex be cause it's two way." Must be dynamite in the sack.
GLYN
BACK in his shell after trying to explain his feelings to pervy Shahbaz. Bless. Ok, bored now.
BONNIE
THOUGHT Bonn-eh was going to be funn-eh, feist-eh and attitude-eh but she isn't. Eh?
LISA
YOU know about there always being one drunk girl crying at the end of a party? Lisa is that girl.
MIKEY
WHAT does it say that he and Grace are probably going to get together and I don't even care?
GRACE
SAYS Glyn is "a lost sheep." Is it racist to say that about a Welshman or just boring?
NIKKI
FELT left out as other housemates saw Shahbaz's ***** and she didn't. God give me strength.
SHAHABZ
A MAN of 37 reduced to showing people his ***** to get more attention. Beyond pathetic.
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