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PostPosted: 22 May 06, 20:13 
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Sezer the teaser



Sezer might fancy himself as the resident Alpha Male, but Richard reckons there's a softer side to him.

The Housemates took some time out from bitching about Shahbaz to indulge in some flirty banter this afternoon, with Sezer finding himself at the centre of it.


After Lisa claimed to find Pete and George attractive, Richard turned to the cocky Londoner, saying: "George is cute, you'd like to kiss him wouldn't you, Sezer?"

"I'd kiss you first," quipped Sezer the geezer, typically keen to show how comfortable he is with his sexuality.

But Richard retorted: "You already have!" The gay waiter then told the group: "He came at me like a cannon last night" - a reference to last night's boozy snogging session in the pool.

"I didn't use tongues though, did I?" asked Sezer, looking slightly worried as all eyes turned towards him. "I haven't had a kiss for weeks," he added hastily, digging his hole a little deeper.

"You told me I had beautiful lips, and that you liked kissing me," Richard continued.

"It was you, you dirty f*****!" retorted Sezer. But the group started ganging up on him.

"You so wanted him," Lisa told Sezer, while Imogen claimed, "everybody knows".

Sezer tried to prove his manliness by making some tongue-in-cheek chauvinistic comments, and ordering Lea to get him a drink, but Richard continued his flirty theme, concluding: "It's men like you who make women go out and get vibrators." Ch4


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vomit alert on live feed .. all the chat lines are comming out while he paws Imogen on her bed,, :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:


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She is such a harlett. It's the oldest trick in the book, but ever effective.

I do have money on her to win, so 'go girl' - but sheesh.

I'm so looking forward to Sezer getting booted - I have some really inventive 'caesarian section' puns worked out.

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No, Imogen is an angel sent by God. Mikey and that Sezar Salad guy are trying to corrupt her.

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Sezer Snares Stunner



At precisely 3.26am, it happened. Sezer and Imogen shared a steamy snog!

Despite a string of unpromising signs, the self-styled 'ladies man' saw his persistence pay off as Imogen finally caved in.


Climbing into the 26-year-old stockbroker's bed, the Welsh lass's body language thawed as she started playing with Sezer's hair and stroking his arms. After several lingering stares, Sezer moved in for the kill -- and for once his lunge was reciprocated!

The passionate clinch lasted for around one minute, until Imogen disengaged her mouth and opted to just snuggle up to the flatulence-obsessed 'Gasanova' instead.

Earlier, Sezer had paved the way for bedroom frolics with his usual pillow talk, although Imogen was initially unimpressed.

"It's like kissing a statue," Sezer remarked, as his efforts were rejected.

"I'm gonna keep you awake," vowed the opportunist to the lovely lady, gazing into her eyes. And before long he was weaving his magic - and other body parts.

This was all in stark contrast to the romantic fortunes of George. Hungry like the wolf for some bedroom action, the young student made the following desperate request to another cuddling couple:

"Grace, when you've finished with Mikey can I get some sloppy seconds?"

Stay tuned to find out who will be serving up the next portions of Big Brother snogging...Ch4


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Endemol will be happy - they want a Big Brother which appeals to the tabloids, celebrity magazine market...

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EXCLUSIVE
THE LONG HOT SUMMER OF BRUV He's been a housemate before ..and bedded BB girl Becki


SLEAZY Sezer is no stranger to the Big Brother house - he was in the show's dummy-run two years ago.

And the self-styled sex god was seduced by former housemate Becki Seddiki.

This time round, Sezer, 26, has boasted that he is in the house for sex. He has already tried his luck with Imogen, Grace and Nikki.

He first set foot in the BB house two years ago when he was drafted in as a test housemate while producers prepared for the 2004 summer show.

Becki, 33, who later appeared in the "real" show when she was sent into the house to spice things up, seduced Sezer as soon as the pair met.

At the time, the stockbroker described the former escort girl as a "sex-mad siren".



He said: "She seduced me by sucking my toes in the Jacuzzi and then we spent most of our time in bed naked together.

"She was always running round topless or naked. She knows what she wants and, believe me, she gets it.

"Within three hours of arriving in the house, she took her top off and asked me to touch her boobs.

"I said to her, 'You're sleeping in bed with me tonight' and she said, 'Great'.

"Becki told me at the start of the week she didn't want to have full sex. But a few days in, she started whispering, 'I want you'.

"We agreed to have sex on the last night. But then Big Brother called an eviction and the others voted her out."

Turkish Sezer has promised that if he wins the show, he will give the £100,000 prize money to his mother, Despite claiming to earn £250,000 a year, he still lives with her in North London.

But he will not be giving anything to his father. He is estranged from 55-yearold Salim Yurtseven and is hiding a dark family secret about him from his housemates.

Salim was jailed for 11 years in 2001 for conspiring to supply £4million worth of heroin.

He was part of a gang of Turkish drug dealers who were caught with 25kg of heroin in January 2000.

They met at Turkish coffee-shops in London, hired cars and used various mobile phones to try and avoid police attention.

But they were eventually caught. They were tried and sentenced at Wood Green crown court, North London.

Last night, a Big Brother spokesperson said: "We can confirm that Sezer was one of our test housemates two years ago.

"He auditioned again and went through the whole process so there is no problem with that.

"Also, it is up to Sezer on whether he wants to discuss his family while inside the house. There is nothing for us to add on this matter."

Meanwhile, a photograph of Sezer in a boxing ring proves that not everything he says is hot air. With his arms held aloft, the snap backs up his boast that he was a successful fighter.

He claims he was a British boxing champion. And he did actually lift the White Collar Boxing Association lightweight title in December 2005.

Without a hint of irony Sezer said: "It's knowledge and heart that wins fights, not arrogance."

He went on: "My fighting style is very much like that of my broking, aggressive and precise.

"I used to love boxing before women and alcohol became a relentless ingredient.

"The courage, sacrifice and dedication required by a warrior in order to enter the ring deserve the utmost respect."

The Real Fight Club is boxing for citytypes, lawyers, bankers and brokers.

Fighters wear protective headgear in a three-round bout.

Founder and former boxing manager Alan Lacey brought the club to the UK and it now has more than 650 members.

In the BB house, Sezer is hoping to knock out his opponents and be the last man standing come the final day.

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Endemol knew exactly what they were getting, then.
Wasn't Maxwell also on the dummy run for BB5??

We could have had Maxwell in BB7 & Sezer in BB6.

Bloody hell - Sezer & Makosi!!! ::lol::

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