Anyone got a spare tenner?
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| Author: | alanlapin [ 23 May 06, 13:19 ] |
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Anyone got a spare tenner?
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| Author: | BBoop [ 23 May 06, 13:48 ] |
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 brilliant as usual Alan. Though who is paying who? 
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| Author: | finchy [ 23 May 06, 15:17 ] |
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Don't know what people like about Grace, seems like a stuck up dull cow to me. No wonder she's being all couply with the uber dull Mikey, they go well together. Yet still no-one cares! And Imogen is damaged goods now Sleazer has oozed all over her. |
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| Author: | alanlapin [ 23 May 06, 16:26 ] |
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BBoop wrote: who is paying who? Well, I've already had Shahbampot. Worst tenner I ever spent, so you can't blame me for grabbing it back. I'll have a go on the Welsh wonder (the wonder being how she ever represented Wales in Miss World, was Maggot unavailable?) and then go for a quick ride on Horse-Face. finchy9 wrote: Don't know what people like about Grace, seems like a stuck up dull cow to me. No wonder she's being all couply with the uber dull Mikey, they go well together. Yet still no-one cares!
And Imogen is damaged goods now Sleazer has oozed all over her.
Why oh why oh why! More Muckswill & Swastikia couplings. It's boring... 
I wish everytime these drips jump into bed with each other or start fondling each other like chimps that a man/woman would come in with a cattle-prod and eletrocute them. Like a Zoo Keeper rattling on the bars of the cage, or getting the hose out. Filthy little animals!
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| Author: | pikeylass [ 23 May 06, 16:28 ] |
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Oh what an evil idea.....cold rig up the beds with electrical circuits that will give anyone on the bed an electric shock if anything wet falls on the sheets
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| Author: | alanlapin [ 23 May 06, 16:28 ] |
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And that's the water hose, before anyone says anything! 
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| Author: | alanlapin [ 23 May 06, 16:29 ] |
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pikeylass wrote: Oh what an evil idea.....cold rig up the beds with electrical circuits that will give anyone on the bed an electric shock if anything wet falls on the sheets
I am all for that. However, Glyn would never get any sleep!! Good! Has there ever been anything in the house wetter than Glyn? |
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| Author: | pikeylass [ 23 May 06, 16:32 ] |
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Erm....yes...Penny (bb2) |
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| Author: | finchy [ 23 May 06, 16:33 ] |
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alanlapin wrote: BBoop wrote: who is paying who? Well, I've already had Shahbampot. Worst tenner I ever spent, so you can't blame me for grabbing it back. I'll have a go on the Welsh wonder (the wonder being how she ever represented Wales in Miss World, was Maggot unavailable?) and then go for a quick ride on Horse-Face. Genius!Quote: Has there ever been anything in the house wetter than Glyn?
Craig Coates' pillow! |
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| Author: | alanlapin [ 23 May 06, 16:36 ] |
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Excellent examples both Finchy and Pikeylass. There HAVE been wetter things than Glyn in BB. I stand corrected (which I have also paid for in my time...) Ouch, mistress!
(just kidding, I've NEVER paid for sex. Begged a few times... but never paid...) 
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| Author: | pikeylass [ 23 May 06, 16:37 ] |
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finchy9 wrote: alanlapin wrote: BBoop wrote: who is paying who? Well, I've already had Shahbampot. Worst tenner I ever spent, so you can't blame me for grabbing it back. I'll have a go on the Welsh wonder (the wonder being how she ever represented Wales in Miss World, was Maggot unavailable?) and then go for a quick ride on Horse-Face. Genius!Quote: Has there ever been anything in the house wetter than Glyn? Craig Coates' pillow! PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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| Author: | pikeylass [ 23 May 06, 16:38 ] |
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alanlapin wrote: Excellent examples both Finchy and Pikeylass.
There HAVE been wetter things than Glyn in BB. I stand corrected (which I have also paid for in my time...) Ouch, mistress! (just kidding, I've NEVER paid for sex. Begged a few times... but never paid...) If you're going to take risks hope you double bag! 
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| Author: | alanlapin [ 23 May 06, 16:49 ] |
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No, I'm strickly a front door man. The little girls are a bore, but the big ones have delicious mammary glands. |
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| Author: | Madeline [ 23 May 06, 16:52 ] |
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You all leave my lovely Glyn alone he is a lovely boy and his saintly presence is showing up the turds in the house for what they are........chavs the lot of them
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| Author: | alanlapin [ 23 May 06, 16:55 ] |
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I vote BB lock all the doors and windows with the HMs inside. Fill up the house with tonnes of water*, and see just how good a life guard Glyn is... They'll all be drowned in minutes!
Then again, sh!t floats!
* I know there's a water shortage and all, but it's in a good cause. You can all make that extra bit of sacrifice. |
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