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Author:  Madeline [ 23 May 06, 16:59 ]
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It's Not Worth It, Love Just leave it

Big Brother steps in to drag raging Lisa away from Shahbaz fracas...

Lisa became the latest Housemate to lose her cool with the implausibly unpopular Shahbaz, as the pair clashed over dairy products.

The Glaswegian has succeeded in alienating himself from the entire House, becoming involved in minor squabbles all morning.

Things came to a head when the feisty Lisa threw a foul-mouthed wobbler when she found Shahbaz deliberately wasting milk.

As he prepared his breakfast, Lisa barged into the kitchen shrieking: "Don't use all the f****** milk you wasteful b******!"

"He keeps pouring them and putting them in the bin," joined in Nikki. Shahbaz stood silently stunned as the gang closed in around him.

"Everyone's got to drink that you selfish t***!" continued the furious Lisa. Sensing a brawl, Big Brother put out a call her to come to the Diary Room "immediately". She was dragged away by Richard, still in a rage.

C'mon Lisa, no need to cry over split milk...

Ch4

Author:  alanlapin [ 23 May 06, 17:14 ]
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They should send in Lennox Lewis to act as a milk monitor.

Excellent. Lisa is going to be a wonderful pain all through the series.

Looking forward to her nominations especially. She'll tear into them all, that is, if she hasn't already done it face-to-face.

"This is Big Brother, the next HM to nominate is Lisa. Will Lisa please come to the Diary Room."

Lisa: "Why botha Big Bruvva? I want *she now points* 'im out, and 'er out! I fookin' 'ate the pair o' 'em!!"

Author:  pikeylass [ 23 May 06, 17:16 ]
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::lol:: ::lol::

Not enough 'fooks' in that statement tho,Alan

Author:  Rincewind [ 23 May 06, 17:17 ]
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Yes, she genuinly does tell people things to their face, perhaps unique in BB history, despite all the ones that claim they did :D

Author:  Mozza [ 23 May 06, 17:20 ]
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alanlapin wrote:
They should send in Lennox Lewis to act as a milk monitor.

Excellent. Lisa is going to be a wonderful pain all through the series.

Looking forward to her nominations especially. She'll tear into them all, that is, if she hasn't already done it face-to-face.

"This is Big Brother, the next HM to nominate is Lisa. Will Lisa please come to the Diary Room."

Lisa: "Why botha Big Bruvva? I want *she now points* 'im out, and 'er out! I fookin' 'ate the pair o' 'em!!"


Agreed Alan, and this is why she is ace! Makes for great viewing if you ask me!

Author:  finchy [ 23 May 06, 17:24 ]
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I quite like her at the moment. Not afraid to deal with problems and seems to be in there to have a good time rather than get laid, appear in Nuts magazine or raise her profile for a TV career.

Author:  Lin [ 23 May 06, 20:03 ]
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Yes she's gobby but I'm likeing her honesty - she just blurts it straight out ()^ ()^

I like Pete first then Lisa ()^ ()^ ()^ ()^

Author:  Rincewind [ 23 May 06, 20:05 ]
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I like her too, theres just one question that needs to be answered, shes a ladette from Salford?

Is she Man Ure :evil:

Author:  Lin [ 23 May 06, 20:08 ]
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Rincewind wrote:
I like her too, theres just one question that needs to be answered, shes a ladette from Salford?

Is she Man Ure :evil:


:roll:

Author:  Rincewind [ 23 May 06, 20:16 ]
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Are you a fan Lin, or are you just bored, by my admittedly too-frequent sports references :D

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