Fatal Reaction
The housemates were all tucked up, but the chat was continuing long into the night. Much of it unrepeatable, especially from Lea who was sharing a bed with Nikki, Pete and George. First off, she started on Richard.
"You're so straight Dickie, it's unreal!"
"Maybe I am. Maybe this is all an act. Maybe I'm Tricky Dickie," he was quick to respond as he lay in his single bed.
The 'love bed' foursome were getting much of the night's attention. "Your boobs take up half the bed," quipped Nikki. And poor Pete was feeling the wrath of Lisa for opting to join the others and leave her alone and lonely in her double bed. She obviously wasn't keen on him being in there and shouted across, "Don't you dare think you can worm your back way in here Pete." He shouted back that he'd be back with her soon, to which she growled, "You'd better be boy, 'cos if I'm alone in the morning..." Ooh Pete, you'd better get back by her side...
And if Grace and Mikey thought they'd manage to dodge the bullets, they were wrong. Attention was soon turned on them.
"All I'm doing is having a hug", assured Grace.
"Is Mikey the caterpillar in your lettuce?" Lisa asked.
"No, no, my lettuce is out of season." Grace shouted back.
Erm, is this Big Brother or the Chelsea Flower Show?
Ch4
