It's been a momentous first week in the Big Brother House. There's been tears and rows, freak-outs and breakdowns, cross-dressing, snogging, pool frolics and head shaving. One housemate has already buckled and left the building. But who will join them on the other side for this Friday's first eviction?

Will it be Dawn? The Brummie exercise boffin with a heart of gold. She's had the housemates on all fours, stretching and puffing. She's had Richard in fits of ecstasy with a mere back-rub. She's had Nikki in fits of hysterics over her alleged stinky pits. She even gave Shahbaz a sympathetic ear, bless her. But is it enough to save her?

Or will it be Glyn? The sixth-form lifeguard from the valleys. In under a week he's emerged from his buoyancy aid with a freshly shaved head and a smile. He's hardly moaned once, despite having nothing to wear except those bloody red shorts. At least he's put a top on now. But will you keep him in?

Or will it be Bonnie? The Leicester lass with attitude. With so many big personalities in the House she's barely had time to shine. But she's bonded with fellow Midlands lady Lea and stuck up for herself when Shahbaz was bullying. She's also given us the catchphrase 'chick'. But is she in or out?

And whether they stay or go, none of the three will be getting their suitcases anytime soon. Oh Big Brother, you really are naughty...

I've gone for Glyn anyway, simply because he's got nothing at all to offer the series and I can't even understand why he was picked.

I have gone for Glyn after ensuring I never book a beach holiday in North Wales.As a non-swimmer I don't fancy my life(or owt else of mine) in his hands