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All able-bodied hands to the back for a rearguard action! There's a Roman Column harassing our retreat. No wait, it's more of a rump than a full column. Stand at ease. It's just the Sleaze.

Brilliant Alan, especially Sleazer's Phallus.

@ Alan

I was laughing before I even looked at the pic. The title was enough

Oh I was laughing at the title too Boopy, but that was because of the spelling mistake.

Inserts angel smilie.

Alan at his best

Aaaargh!

At least I spelt it right in the speech bubble.

I had too many thoughts tumbling through my bonce. I was thinking of working in Pallas, but it would have taken me an Aegean, and it's all Greek to me.

Well maybe if spelling is your Achille's heel, you should take yourself down to Argos and get yourself a dictionary and bring it Homer, so I don't give you any more Helle about the bad spelling.

Ellie

But hoy, I am no Cretan! Even if I have to take one deity at a time, I am no man to be Troy-ed with!

Jumping Jupiter did I call you a cretin Alan? Sure we all know you are the man with the Midal touch when it comes to fun in the Forum (oh sorry that's Rome isn't it). Well even my Olympian efforts can't keep all these Platos spinning in the air, so TTFN. (that's Tartarus For Now)

Oh, you're good!

I'd like to be stoical and admit defeat, but there is no Epicurean for these bad puns. There's no Zeus Minoan about it. Styx and Elgin Marbles make break my bones, but names will never Hermes.

Now I do admire your Herculean effort to have the last word but you will not Silenus me in this Marathon Perseus(cution).I may have to go out shortly but I will be Bacchus for more.

Oh you're too good for me.

I am all Dryad up, I'd be a lyre if I didn't say I was getting the raw end of this Delus, I'd be too much of a Hippocratic oaf.







(sorry to anyone reading this thread for the excessive width. My fault for not resizing the image down. But I thought all you ladies would prefer the full width of Sleazer's phallus in your Roman arch ways. C'mon it's just a little joke. As Imogen will soon discover... give the lad a break, preferably his neck, he's a little down on his acquaduct.)

Nice one, could never get bored of mocking Felix the Tw@t

What a magnus opus this thread has become, but perhaps we should Fact Uv Vivas as I am such a Vacca Foeda, that I have run out of Greek puns and have now had to resort to speaking in Latin, so although you have fac ut Gadeum Alan, I will now Hector you no longer and instead bid you a good Dia and an anuus mirrabilus.