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If you have five punds and Mario has five pounds, Mario has more money than you.

Mario destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

- I remember those sayings from mIRC chat room couple years back - here's some more.

Mario recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Mario walks.

There is in fact an “I” in Mario, but there is no “team”… not even close.

Mario once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Mario for help.

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Mario that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

As an infant, Mario's parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

Mario was born with the right to party. Unlike the rest of us fools, who have to fight for it.


Mario is the only one who can "try this at home."

Mario is '' The best a man can get ''

Mario crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Mario

Mario will never have an avatar. You would need WAY more pixels to display something that cool.

Mario actually shot the sheriff and the deputy, he just let Eric Clapton take the blame.

Mario was once thirsty, so he drove his Chevy to a levee and took a big drink ..... The next guy that came along was so upset, he wrote a song.

Lisa's breasts get their genetic perfection from their exact duplicates -- Mario's testicles.

If you are within one mile of Mario and you drop your toast, it will always land butter side up. Always.

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When Mario does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off Mario" This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

When God said, "Let there be light", Mario said, "say please."

When Mario enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

Death once had a near-Mario experience.

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Mario beats all 3 at the same time.

Mario is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Mario turned that wine into beer.

Noah was the only man notified before Mario relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

For Mario the traffic lights are always green.

For Mario, the emergency services pull over to the side of the road and let him through.

Mario doesn't need to buy petrol. People siphon petrol into his car in the middle of the night (but quietly so as not to wake him).

All of Britain's carparks have a "Reserved for Mario" space.

Pontius Pilate had to facilitate for Mario at the trial of Christ, the great one was back in Rome advising the Emperor to watch his back.