Noms De Terre
Day 40
Once more, with peeling...
The housemates from Hell have just been given the news: they must peel a mountain of potatoes before they can nominate.
Head of House Darnell was called to the Diary Room and came out holding a laminate. Seeing the excitement on Dale's face he explained, "It's not for none of us. It's only for them," before heading straight towards Hell.
With the housemates listening attentively, he explained the instructions over the fence. Bizarrely, Lisa broke into applause at the news that she would have to peel spuds.
As the peel-a-thon got underway, the Heavenly housemates gathered to lean over the fence, while a delighted Rex offered some helpful encouragement.
Rebecca looked miserable. "Yeah that's it, come and laugh," she sighed.
"Rex, we're doing the task, not you," snapped Michael. "This doesn't really involve you." This didn't bother Rex, who continued to smile smugly at them over the fence as they got going on the spuds.
"Bye! Can you not stand there please?" said Rebecca impatiently. "You go and drink your luxury water. We'll sit and peel ******* potatoes to get the right to ******* nominate... My arm hurts already," she concluded forlornly.
Rex backed off a few feet to the Smoking Area, put his feet up and said loudly, "Oh, it's a hard life over here. Mo, are you gonna go for a swim?"
If you want to be nominated Rex, you're going the right way about it...
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