Darnell's done the shopping and Mikey's not happy about it...Lisa, Mikey and Sara were relaxing in the Basic Bedroom when Luke stormed in. Lisa immediately sensed something was wrong with the diminutive dirt-disher.
"What's wrong?" Lisa asked Luke.
"Crucial error," said Luke. "Darnell's forgotten the potatoes."
"You're kidding me," said Mikey.
"What did he get then?" asked Sara.
"Go in there and ask him," said Luke, "and then duck."
Luke and Mikey left the room to go and interrogate Darnell about this unfortunate case of forgetfulness.
"Bang goes the baked potatoes and tuna," said Lisa. "Bang goes the mash gravy and vegetables, bang goes the chips. It's literally going to be just rice."
"Oh no," said a not overly bothered Sara, "I hope he got coffee."
Moments later Mikey and Luke returned to the Basic Bedroom, still seething at Darnell's shopping strategy.
"He bought Rachel a packet of cornflakes and we've got eggs," shouted Mikey, "he's screwed us right over. I can't believe he forgot the potatoes. It's rice and chickpeas all week."
"Mikey," said Luke, "I don't like tuna and we've got thirty tins of tuna."
As the tirade continued the usually-calm-as-a-cucumber Lisa actually raised her voice.
"It's a farce!" shouted Lisa. "We are going to have to eat the Heaven Housemates."
"We're going to have to," agreed Luke. "We're going to have to cook somebody because I ain't got anything else to eat."
If the Heavenly Housemates aren't on the menu, Darnell sure will be come nomination day if he doesn't watch out.
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