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In Hot Water

Day 43

Darnell's shopping list continues to cause controversy...

The Heavenly Housemates grilled Darnell about his questionable shopping list choices.

Darnell confessed that he found buying tea and coffee difficult.

"When you're in the Diary Room you look at things and think 'why do we need that'? Even coffee," said Darnell. "I got it but I was mad about it."

"Coffee wakes us up in the morning," said Maysoon, "I think we need it first thing."

"But tea and coffee is very expensive though," said Darnell.

"I was p***** off when I ordered the tea and coffee," said Darnell. "I'm not gonna lie to you guys," said Darnell. "One cup of tea a day should be enough. The reason why we are starving all the time is because we're having so much tea."

"I don't get hot drinks at all," said Dale. "I don't understand it at all."

Well, it works like this Dale. People often boil water and make caffeinated drinks to refresh themselves.

"So everyone can have one hot drink in the morning?" asked Sara.

"No," Rex chipped in, "everyone can have twelve hot drinks throughout the week."

"The caffeine is like a drug to people isn't it?" said Rachel. "Some people need tea and coffee. I don't drink it. Some people do."
Ch4

Darnell Gets Roasted

Day 43

Darnell's done the shopping and Mikey's not happy about it...

Lisa, Mikey and Sara were relaxing in the Basic Bedroom when Luke stormed in. Lisa immediately sensed something was wrong with the diminutive dirt-disher.

"What's wrong?" Lisa asked Luke.

"Crucial error," said Luke. "Darnell's forgotten the potatoes."

"You're kidding me," said Mikey.

"What did he get then?" asked Sara.

"Go in there and ask him," said Luke, "and then duck."

Luke and Mikey left the room to go and interrogate Darnell about this unfortunate case of forgetfulness.

"Bang goes the baked potatoes and tuna," said Lisa. "Bang goes the mash gravy and vegetables, bang goes the chips. It's literally going to be just rice."

"Oh no," said a not overly bothered Sara, "I hope he got coffee."

Moments later Mikey and Luke returned to the Basic Bedroom, still seething at Darnell's shopping strategy.

"He bought Rachel a packet of cornflakes and we've got eggs," shouted Mikey, "he's screwed us right over. I can't believe he forgot the potatoes. It's rice and chickpeas all week."

"Mikey," said Luke, "I don't like tuna and we've got thirty tins of tuna."

As the tirade continued the usually-calm-as-a-cucumber Lisa actually raised her voice.

"It's a farce!" shouted Lisa. "We are going to have to eat the Heaven Housemates."

"We're going to have to," agreed Luke. "We're going to have to cook somebody because I ain't got anything else to eat."

If the Heavenly Housemates aren't on the menu, Darnell sure will be come nomination day if he doesn't watch out.
Ch4

HOUSEMATES TURN AGAINST DARNELL

By Julia White for dailystar.co.uk

LUKE admitted being "livid" with Darnell this afternoon.

Darnell completed this week's shopping list on his own as part of his role as Head of House, but Luke and some of the other 'Big Brother' contestants living in Hell think he hasn't made the most of the budget.

Luke said: "We're going to have to cook someone, I don't know what else we're going to eat."

The group were particularly upset to hear Darnell had not ordered potatoes, fruit, vegetables or chocolate.

Luke said: "Crucial error. Darnell's forgotten the potatoes."

Lisa fumed: "Bang goes the baked potatoes and tuna. Bang goes the mash gravy and vegetables, bang goes the chips. It's literally going to be just rice."

Mikey said: "He's screwed us right over. I can't believe he forgot the potatoes. It's rice and chickpeas all week."

Luke added: "Mikey, I don't like tuna and we've got thirty tins of tuna."

Although they were initially happy to hear Darnell had ordered eggs and flour so they could make cakes, their excitement quickly evaporated when he admitted he had ordered the wrong kind of flour.

The contestants also complained Darnell asked everyone what they wanted on the list, but then ignored their requests.
Luke - who does not eat eggs - said: "I'm livid Stuart. Why have I got ten eggs?"

A dejected Lisa added: "And we voted him, to give him the chance."

Explaining he would have been a better choice for Head of House, Luke said: "I said in my election speech I've been in every single basic budget thing we've done. I know I could have done it."
Dailystar

"I don't get hot drinks at all," said Dale. "I don't understand it at all."

I blame the Government, I said this would happen if they dropped beverages from the school syllabus!