Belinda was told to choose a Heavenly Housemate to go to "Luxury Jail" tonight - and who else did she choose but the Head Honcho himself, Darnell.
When the songwriter collected the laminates from the Diary Room, he was told to hand one to a housemate from Hell, so chose Belinda. He then announced: "Housemates from Hell have earned Heavenly housemates a barbecue to enjoy in the garden with water pistols. Housemates from Hell may now open this envelope."
"Right, let's see what this says, "Belinda mused, ripping open the envelope. "Ooh - the bearer of this voucher must choose one housemate to send directly to luxury jail."
"Luxury jail, luxury jail!" Luke and Darnell shouted.
"Darnell, I said it was a luxury jail!" Luke boasted. That's right Luke, you win a special prize.
"Who needs to choose that?" Mikey asked.
"I do," Belinda told him firmly. "Luxury jail... I have to send you," she gestured at Darnell, while looking regretful. "I'm sorry, I have to."
"That's cool, I'll go," Darnell assured her.
"I have to 'cause as Head of House... I have to," Belinda told him again mournfully. "It's alright, that's fine, I'll go," Darnell repeated. But Belinda hadn't finished wringing her hands: "I have to... God, what, a difficult thing to choose!" Look Belinda, it's alright - Darnell will go!
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