BB FANS

Jon Wise

Jon on who is larger than life and who's a real pain

1 LISA

Thighs like tree-trunks, hands like a man and make-up applied with a trowel, she"s hilarious.

2 KAT

Still a bubbly bundle of fun. She's a friend to everyone just please stop singing.

3 REX

He owns three restaurants don't you know. Arrogant but house would be duller without him.

4 DARNELL

Will be up for nomination next week after being "leader" of the house but should stay.

5 STUART

Finally some emotion as he broke wept as he misses he kid. Not so bad after all.

6 RACHEL

Not got a bad word to say about anyone so I haven't a bad word to say about her.

7 MIKEY

All the man wanted was some cereal and milk. That's not exactly demanding.

8 SARA

She needs to hurry up and kiss one of the boys to liven things up.

8 REBECCA

Clearly wants a bit of Luke but should leave the lad alone, it's just appalling to watch.

9 MOHAMED

Could leave and we'd never notice. He's been dormant since Spit-gate.

10 MAYSOON

Rex wanted to call her "Moose" for short. It says it all. Not exactly setting pulses racing.

11 DALE

Constantly has a face like a wet weekend. Miserable, moaning whinger.

12 LUKE

Thinks everything is "an absolute disgrace". So is he. Time to get the boot.

People

Oh, so the Simon Cowell thing didn't work out then?

Never going to happen because she just doesn't have the X Factor!

Well someone Factor, at least one because she had a kid... Ouch! Sorry, I'll get my coat.


PS. Just getting that in before Alan or Hippo does

How strange that Jen should be pining for Dale, when he today said how much he is missing her and wants to see her again.