“BIG BROTHER REX AND NICOLE ARE FAKE,” says the Star.-------------------- 
Fake is just about the worst insult a reality TV agonist can have leveled at them.
Once accused, the starlet will protest that this is the real them. They really are so whiny, touchy and dull. They might be untalented, devoid of charisma and desperate, but they NOT fake.
It turns out that “Big Brother bullyboy Rex Newmark’s real girlfriend was last night revealed as … ex-housemate Steph McMichael.”
Not fake. Real. Says the Star:
She plans to steal him from under the nose of grouchy girlfriend Nicole Cammack – by sleeping in his bed.
So Rex and Nicole are not fake? News in the Star sure does move fast. Rex and Nicole really are boyfriend and girlfriend. And Stephanie is… Well, it’s hard to tell, but from the angle and pout of her picture, we'd say she was available…
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