Do you think Dale wrote this all by himself?!
Dale is fit, yes. He’s also quite sweet (at least, when you remove the Jen association). But we’ve never thought of him as a literary type. When we read the first few lines of this blog he wrote yesterday (before Mo and Kat’s eviction), we thought he must have got his mummy to help him – we just can’t imagine him using some of the words, and it sounds like one of those tedious self-appraisal thingies you have to write at work. Either that or an Oscar acceptance speech, anyway. But as the words flow on, Dale becomes himself again and is pretty damned amusing in his very honest assessments of his former BB housemates. Have a read and tell us what you think – and we’d just like to stress that any spelling or grammatical errors are Dale’s own…
Big Brother: My Story
My time in the Big Brother House was a time of mixed emotions and intense highs and lows. I went into the house with pre conceptions and thoughts – but all of those fell away as soon as i stepped out of the van. During my time in the house i have developed friendships that i know will stand the test of time, and i have shared a unique experience with a truly uniques set of people.
I have to give special mention to Stu, Luke, Bex and Jen as these people a massive part of my experience and have had some amazing times with them and im sure that i will continue this now im out.
The highlight of the experience apart from some of the people in the house were the tasks! Having to dress up in ridiculous costumes every Tuesday and complete tasks to win food is surreal but absolutely class! My highlight of the tasks has to be both the Karate chop (I was actually shitting myself when i had to chop that wood seriously!) and the OK GO! task with Stu, Sylvia and Rex- loved doin all that on the treadmills it was wicked. O and my secret task was pretty sound aswell- but im a **** liar so i got found out
gutted!It was proper funny in the Diary room with Stu aswell actually when we was talkin about the new housemates! JABO DABO DOO BA DA BWAH!! Haha Class!
Being in Big Brother has definately changed my life- i could NEVER EVER imagined that i would have had the response i have had vform people since i was eveicted. Everyone has been so nice to me and i am truly thankful for that and appreciate it so so much. I feel so lucky and honoured that i was selected to be a part of such a massive and unique thing and so i owe a lot to the producers of the show and channel 4 (in particular Sharon Powers and Phil Edgar- Jones! I absolutely LOVE YOU BOTH!!!). If i got the chance to do it again i would DEFINATELY! Absolutely amazing experience and i am so happy i got the chance to do it!
Meeting Davina has also been a highlight of my experience- she is so lovely and finished off my Big Brother experience perfectly with my interview and best bits. I also want to thank her for making me her 'Sexiest housemate EVER' Shes gunna get a big hug on Friday
Well, i suppose all thats left to do is to give my lowdown on the remaining housemates- who i like/ dislike etc etc....
Mikey: Absolutely hilarious!! I thought he was a bit of a sex pest at first but hes soo funny and just a down to Earth guy who isnt afraid to say what he thinks and that is something that a lot of the housemates now wont do.
Sara: Love Sara aswell! She is just a lovely girl and has been treated terribly by Dranell and Rex lately- i dont know what there problem is. She and Mikey are the only two genuine housemates left for me.
Rex: Even though i get on well with Rex i disagree with how hes treatin other housemates (Sara and Rachel), but i know that hes only doing this because he, and everyone else in the house are convinced that he is LOVED by the Brittish public and he thinks he can get away with it. Not cool.
Darnell: Really dont like Darnell at all. He has said so many nasty and malicious things about me and other housemates now that we have left the house and this confirms my suspicions that he is a massive game player.- He even said to me in the house he tries his best not to argue with housemates because he doesnt want to turn their fans against him. Tit.
Mo: Penis- should have been voted out... no actually.. he should never have been put in- brought nothing to the house, slept, farted etc etc. Greedy Mo.
Rachel: Stuck by Kat all the way through the show- doenst have an opinion on anything really, just sits on the fence. Dull tbh.
Kat: Happy Happy House SHUT UP U NIPPLE!!!!! I absolutely LOATHE the singing and she doesnt give a **** about cookies either! Only on a live show she gets the cookies out- shes a walking gimmick! Clever, calculating woman who has corrupted the house into getting rid of certain housemates.
I am sorry if i have upset anyone with these comments but these are MY opinions of the housemates- I lived with them for 9 weeks and so this is what i have gathered from living with them for 9 weeks.
Who i wnat to win: MIKEY OR SARA!!!!!!!!
SEE YOU ON FRIDAY
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